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Matt Gaetz: come for underaged interns; stay for the crushed viagra and redbull


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53 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I don't know what's worse Matt.....statutory rape across state lines, or you weren't erudite enough to long-game Trump into the corner in which you needed him.  

Going to have to go with the statutory rape across state lines on this one.  That’s pretty bad.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Here's the dish on Diamond and Silk. They're hawking their book, Uprising, and they have a new website: ChatDit.com. They are not down with Mike Pence (see tweet)

Buuut, they are fine with chatting with Scott Walker (on Pence's Advisory Board)

They are also giving the My Pillow guy some love:

and are doing the whole 'aaaack! Money being spent on things to help people.'

 

How is the Right not embarrassed by these obvious clowns?

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13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How is the Right not embarrassed by these obvious clowns?

Because on a subconscious level D&S offer plausible deniability for their own racism... i.e., "I'm not racist! I have black friends!" Or...

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Wait, so you’re telling me wealthy, powerful Americans really ARE participating in international human trafficking? Since every accusation really is a confession with these assholes, I’m starting to worry about the whole drinking child blood thing. 

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Halsey?  The dude's name is Halsey??!?!

 

Also,

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Nathan Nelson, Gaetz’s former director of military affairs, said two agents questioned him at his house

Do most congressmen have a "director of military affairs?"  That seems like...excessive staffing.

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16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Halsey?  The dude's name is Halsey??!?!

 

Also,

Do most congressmen have a "director of military affairs?"  That seems like...excessive staffing.

He is on the Armed Services Committee, so maybe it helps him to be "informed" when he's not traveling across state lines with minors?

Also, I'm spending some free time after supper and this doctor friend is no end of interesting:

 

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Earlier someone asked about why Scott A. (the Dilbert guy) wasn't going to be at the Women for America First conference? I think the tweeter may be incorrect; that Scott Adams is not in business with Pirozzolo, but Adams did do a show on DNA testing and COVID. Adams has only mentioned Gaetz once this week on his twitter that I happen to see, so nothing here or there that says they all hang out. but that Pirozzolo fellow flies around a lot in his little plane.

 

 

 

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10 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

High school aged me was too busy staring at that ass to pay attention to any jackets or sunglasses.  If only I had known that I just needed to be in the right park at the right time, I would've been a fucking nature lover.

DISWYDT?

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All it takes is one or two people wanting to shave some time off of their sentence or whatever, to roll over.  And these types will do so. They all know they have to be the first or second to flip - it'll do them no good if they are 3rd or 4th down the line to offer up information.

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21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

All it takes is one or two people wanting to shave some time off of their sentence or whatever, to roll over.  And these types will do so. They all know they have to be the first or second to flip - it'll do them no good if they are 3rd or 4th down the line to offer up information.

A friend of mine is a federal public defender. His advice is that if your ever charged with a federal crime, there is a 95 percent chance they got you dead to rights or no charges filed yet and the 100 percent best course of action is to be the first person to strike a deal. Deal number two will be not as good. And so on. 

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7 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Lt. Starbuck would be welcome. No, it's this guy. And in the second tweet, 'putting normal people first...'

 

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I live by four simple rules, Matty.  Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy named after a city, never get involved with a woman whose got a tattoo of a dagger anywhere on her body, and most important:  Never get on an international flight with a guy from Florida with a name like Pirozzolo who introduces himself, "I'm a sports medicine and marijuana entrepreneur."  Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.  

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump issued a statement.

“Congressman Matt Gaetz has never asked me for a pardon It must also be remembered that he has totally denied the accusations against him”

source.mp4
 

He also issued a statement saying that the sky is blue.

"He's totally denied it" is what dotard says about guilty people. 

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"Your money's on the nightstand, Chocolate." 

-Sen. Eli Jackson (R-VA), hero of Matt Gaetz 

Did Matt really tweet that?  

 

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