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So I thought, join the the army, why not its free... and you got what? one of those 6 to 8 week training programs? A real tough one, which is perfect for me. Im gonna walk out of here a lean mean fighting machine 

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Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

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27 minutes ago, Dewey said:

So I thought, join the the army, why not its free... and you got what? one of those 6 to 8 week training programs? A real tough one, which is perfect for me. Im gonna walk out of here a lean mean fighting machine 

Not a line but the look of pretend shock on Bill Murray’s face when Ox allows that he might have a ‘slight weight problem‘ kills me every time 

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