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New pig flu could be next global pandemic


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good news is we locked it down early, no Chinese Pigs are allowed to fly to the U.S. without expressed consent from Secretary Templeton.  

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Yeah, why is it always the Jews that get mentioned first when we talk about not eating swine/pork?  15 million Jews, probably 1/3+ of whom don't even adhere to the pork kosher rule.  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.  I say, let's eat pork and be statistically relevant with our casual stereotypes.  

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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, why is it always the Jews that get mentioned first when we talk about not eating swine/pork?  15 million Jews, probably 1/3+ of whom don't even adhere to the pork kosher rule.  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.  I say, let's eat pork and be statistically relevant with our casual stereotypes.  

It ain't the lack of pork. It is the lack of booze. 

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14 hours ago, bolverk said:

Wishful thinking: Maybe this will cancel out the Covid?

Something I learned from television is that when someone has memory loss as a result of a traumatic brain injury, you can bring their memory back with another blow from the same object in comical fashion. This could work the same way. 

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13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Humanity: whatever day we descended from the trees to 2020.  We had a good run.

You got to admit, there is a certain cosmic symmetry if the story arc starts with descent from the trees and finishes with bodies in the trees.

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