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26 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

I'm apprehensive about admitting that I stand up to wipe and start out back to front. But no, I don't wipe shit into my balls.

I'm impressed at how few seem to have bidets.   Once you install a bidet, and set it up with coconut water, even if it's Central Market/HEB coconut water, you'll never go back.

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She dwelt among the untrodden ways 
Beside the springs of Dove, 
A Maid whom there were none to praise 
And very few to love:
  
A violet by a mossy stone 
Half hidden from the eye! 
Fair as a star, when only one 
Is shining in the sky. 
  
She lived unknown, and few could know 
When Surly ceased to be; 
But she is in her grave, and oh, 
The difference to me!

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