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20 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Oklahoma law limits women to 3.2 or less. 

They have recently voted to allow them to be above 3.2 now. 

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Who hasn't gotten a beej in their car in questionable places?

GOTTEN a beej? No never.

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9 minutes ago, Horn Draoi said:

Whataburger parking lot...spicy ketchup special memory, keeps on giving.

best part of the date ended up as a brown stain on the back seat.

Go Cleveland!!!

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Both the Burnet & Chief drive-ins, Redbud Isle, and Windy Point come to mind.

Maybe y’all’s moms & grandmas can think of some more.

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Remember those lounge areas in the hallways of the UTC, with the couches? Well ...

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Forgot about this one woman from POF. First meetup was a beej in the parking lot of Home Depot in Mesquite at like 2am. Second meet up was like 1am in the parking lot of a Walmart in Arlington after Rangers opening day 2017. Good times.

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Yes you sick fuck. Applebee's in Grand prairie holla though

Wow, now we are quickly reaching the bottom of the barrel of BJ locales. If she was also fat then we have the holy trinity

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How about the parking lot at a retirement home?  Ain't nobody out wandering around after about 8:30PM...

Did she take her dentures out?

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1 hour ago, Mileslong said:


Wow, now we are quickly reaching the bottom of the barrel of BJ locales. If she was also fat then we have the holy trinity

She sucked my dick in the parking lot of applebees of course she was fat

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3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Question for you guys getting BJs from fat chicks.  Aren't you afraid she might lose control and just start chomping on it?

Have you never gotten a blowjob from a skinny chick who can eat her entire weight in food and just happens to have a super high metabolism? Maybe you should be afraid that she might lose control and just start chomping on it? Or maybe blowjobs are just aren't for you?

Edited by UDontKnow

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53 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Have you never gotten a blowjob from a skinny chick who can eat her entire weight in food and just happens to have a super high metabolism? Maybe you should be afraid that she might lose control and just start chomping on it? Or maybe blowjobs are just aren't for you?

Somebody sounds fat

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8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I assure you, good sir, 'tis not the case. @Zepol87 has met me in person.

Did he at least buy you an appetizer from Applebees afterwards?

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Did he at least buy you an appetizer from Applebees afterwards?

He offered to buy me beer. I said no because I am a cheap date.

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