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Litig8r

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Some Richard Cranium, broke into my office and
#1.  Took a shit and didn't wipe or flush
#2.  Put one of my guitars in its case and moved it to the back door/
#3.  Loaded up some cheap scotch in briefcase and moved it to the back door,
#4.  Took a laptop
#5  Took my Reckless Kelly autographed fiddle..
#6.  Took an etched bottle of gentleman jack.

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47 minutes ago, Litig8r said:

#3.  cheap scotch
#6.  an etched bottle of gentleman jack.

 

17 minutes ago, Litig8r said:

half of case of Rhone and 1/3 of a case of Bordeaux.  

Is your office located inside a liquor store? 😄

 

Do you have clients in your office? If so, there's a 99% chance Richard was inside your office in the last four to six weeks.

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18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's always a good idea to steal really unique, quirky autographed items. There must be thousands of Reckless Kelly fiddles on the secondary market - it will blend right in.

They're not going to sell it. This was an elegant crime, committed by an elegant person....

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2 hours ago, Litig8r said:

Some Richard Cranium, broke into my office and
#1.  Took a shit and didn't wipe or flush
#2.  Put one of my guitars in its case and moved it to the back door/
#3.  Loaded up some cheap scotch in briefcase and moved it to the back door,
#4.  Took a laptop
#5  Took my Reckless Kelly autographed fiddle..
#6.  Took an etched bottle of gentleman jack.

How have I not known about #5?

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