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3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Undeniably insurance companies have created legendary iconic commercials.  Progressive, geico, State Farm all resonate.   The general needs to be bitten by limu emu.  Both horrible 

I have found that the Liberty Mutual commercials are marginally funnier if you pretend that the emu is named Doug. 

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What is the goddamn deal with computer/desk chairs that look like they belong in a sports car?

 

They're typically sold as a "gaming" chair.  But pervasive everywhere. 

 

People at work were posting their WFH set up with these things, and it goes against all tastes and sensibilities.  Just nasty.

 

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im not a health foods, kale smoothie person, but i found an awesome fucking juice.  more like a shot:

 

2/3rd part apple juice; 1/4 part ginger juice; 1/10 part lemon juice. 

 

different denominators got you all fucked up?  well its from the ingredients list thats 65%/25%/10%.

 

no sugars or fillers needed.  apple gives it sweetness.  ginger gives it a fucking kick - a nice sort of burn, and citrus brightens it up.  nice jolt in the morning or afternoon, as alternative to espresso.

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im not a health foods, kale smoothie person, but i found an awesome fucking juice.  more like a shot:
 
2/3rd part apple juice; 1/4 part ginger juice; 1/10 part lemon juice. 
 
different denominators got you all fucked up?  well its from the ingredients list thats 65%/25%/10%.
 
no sugars or fillers needed.  apple gives it sweetness.  ginger gives it a fucking kick - a nice sort of burn, and citrus brightens it up.  nice jolt in the morning or afternoon, as alternative to espresso.

2/3 = 8/12
1/4 = 3/12

I’m not very good at math, but it seems to me if you add 1/10 to that you have more than 100%
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35 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


2/3 = 8/12
1/4 = 3/12

I’m not very good at math, but it seems to me if you add 1/10 to that you have more than 100%

10 and 25 are easy to turn into fraction

65 is neighbors to 2/3 (66.6).  which is close enough for the girls i go out with.

 

 

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does anyone pay for premium porn sites?  honest question.  I feel like everything anyone could possible want to see available for free, and in HD, too.  so who is paying for pornhub premium?  what could it possibly offer that free pornhub does not?  I must know.

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2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

im not a health foods, kale smoothie person, but i found an awesome fucking juice.  more like a shot:

 

2/3rd part apple juice; 1/4 part ginger juice; 1/10 part lemon juice. 

 

different denominators got you all fucked up?  well its from the ingredients list thats 65%/25%/10%.

 

no sugars or fillers needed.  apple gives it sweetness.  ginger gives it a fucking kick - a nice sort of burn, and citrus brightens it up.  nice jolt in the morning or afternoon, as alternative to espresso.

Circa 1998 or so, Central Market sold Apple-Lemon-Ginger, and it is the only reason I survived Mrs. Ponderer's pregnancy -- it was literally the only thing that kept her from throwing up, and it also seemed to calm her down when she got the hormone-driven screaming shrieky-freakies. I swear by that stuff.

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4 hours ago, futureman said:

does anyone pay for premium porn sites?  honest question.  I feel like everything anyone could possible want to see available for free, and in HD, too.  so who is paying for pornhub premium?  what could it possibly offer that free pornhub does not?  I must know.

I'm sure there's plenty of middle aged dudes with lots of extra spending money who would rather just buy it. 

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Circa 1998 or so, Central Market sold Apple-Lemon-Ginger, and it is the only reason I survived Mrs. Ponderer's pregnancy -- it was literally the only thing that kept her from throwing up, and it also seemed to calm her down when she got the hormone-driven screaming shrieky-freakies. I swear by that stuff.

Ginger is the key. My wife ate ginger snaps any time she was nauseous when she was pregnant.
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On 4/3/2020 at 10:44 AM, futureman said:

does anyone pay for premium porn sites?  honest question.  I feel like everything anyone could possible want to see available for free, and in HD, too.  so who is paying for pornhub premium?  what could it possibly offer that free pornhub does not?  I must know.

You're in luck, pornhub premium is currently free thanks to the coronavirus.

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8 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Do you think there are television broadcasts all over Africa showing how we have poor dying people here and asking them to donate 10 dollars a month?

No, probably just the ones asking for donations to support the poor Jews in the former Soviet Union. 

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On 4/3/2020 at 10:44 AM, futureman said:

does anyone pay for premium porn sites?  honest question.  I feel like everything anyone could possible want to see available for free, and in HD, too.  so who is paying for pornhub premium?  what could it possibly offer that free pornhub does not?  I must know.

I think my ex-wife and I paid for Tommy Lee and Pam online when it came out.  That was when video came thru at about 1 frame per second.  I think she wanted to see it more than I did.  Slut.

 

I've noticed after I shave my nose hairs, it actually "feels" like there is more shit up inside there when I stick my finger up it.

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I think my ex-wife and I paid for Tommy Lee and Pam online when it came out.  That was when video came thru at about 1 frame per second.  I think she wanted to see it more than I did.  Slut.
 
I've noticed after I shave my nose hairs, it actually "feels" like there is more shit up inside there when I stick my finger up it.
Yea thats weird paying for porn in 2020. Maybe in 2000 that would be a thing though.
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On 4/8/2020 at 5:39 AM, mulletpelini said:

 

I've noticed after I shave my nose hairs, it actually "feels" like there is more shit up inside there when I stick my finger up it.

Ugh, this shit is the worst. 

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I was playing Uno with my son (15) and daughter (6), and my son is being merciless. Mind you, my daughter still plays with her cards laid out before her, face up, so we can coach her in how to play; he takes advantage of this to play cards that'll trap her.

Well, in one hand, she was finally about to win, to win it all, despite his unchivalrous malice. When she dropped her second-to-last card and forgot to immediately say "Uno," ... this is where I normally give her a "aren't you forgetting something?" look. My son? No no no, no such look, he goes right for the jugular: "AHHHH YOU DIDN'T SAY 'UNO!'" DRAW TWO CARDS! And so we hand them to her, face-up as it were...

It was a Wild and a Draw Four Wild.

His malice backfired more amazingly than I've ever seen. It was beautiful. (She won, of course. Played the D4 last, too.)

 

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10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It's unclear from your post whether you are already doing this or if only your six year old is, but try having everyone play open-handed to have equal opportunity plotting and scheming. 

It's a lot more fun - at least with a smaller group. 

No, no no... how is she going to learn to be a proper brutal, scheming, villainous bastard without the expert tutelage of her big brother?

Gotta think about the long game here.

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