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On 11/12/2020 at 11:02 PM, markstanco said:

Why do guys who ride road bikes feel the need to wear costumes? At lunch today and a few guys came in wearing the normal: sleeveless jean jackets with patches, do-rag, mirror glasses.

I have a truck. Should I wear a cowboy hat and a bolo tie when I drive it?

 

On 11/13/2020 at 1:28 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Absolutely 

Hell yeah, I do... yippee kiyaa mother fucker

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On 11/18/2020 at 10:47 PM, TKthunder2 said:

Wer, sudsy bar of soap popped out of my left hand in the shower and I snatched it out of the air with my right hand before it could fall to the floor.  I’m very impressed with myself right now.

Were you spitting on toilet paper at the same time?? If so, impressive, if not...no

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23 hours ago, retsevlys said:

She's been posting four-line "poems" with each of her animals.

Also this:

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Someone needs to help her lay some pipe and give her some protein.  She's probably starving by now.

Fucking amazing. It's the broken golf cart that's the issue. 

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

After a few years of work with me on anger management, my therapist telling me "You're good, we don't need to meet anymore."

$400/mo extra play money beotches.

Do NOT tell your wife.  Just keep "going" to therapy.

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On 4/17/2021 at 5:02 PM, Dbeasy said:

Why did so many older dads in the 70’s like Kate Jackson the best among the Charlie’s Angels? I’m terribly vexed. 

 

On 4/17/2021 at 5:27 PM, After irth said:

Girl-next-door. Kinda like those who prefer Maryanne over Ginger. 

Troof. Also, like Maryanne, she didn't seem high maintenance, and could probably cook. 

For further research, check out Jan Smithers and Loni Anderson. 

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Mary Ann > Ginger

Bailey > Jennifer

Janet > Chrissie

Buffy > Hilde...  wait, what? 

Jan > Marcia

Kelly > Jill > Sabrina

Shirley > Laverne

 

 

You know how I know you’re a serial killer?

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My wife and kids are gone tonight so I put out a call to a couple buddies to maybe grill and chill tonight.  Got this reply from a friend who's wife and kids will also be gone:

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So, to recap, I've just been invited over to watch:

1)Paint dry

2)Curling on the internet

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

My wife and kids are gone tonight so I put out a call to a couple buddies to maybe grill and chill tonight.  Got this reply from a friend who's wife and kids will also be gone:

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So, to recap, I've just been invited over to watch:

1)Paint dry

2)Curling on the internet

 

 

 

Do this instead. 

randy marsh masturbating GIF by South Park

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3 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

My wife and kids are gone tonight so I put out a call to a couple buddies to maybe grill and chill tonight.  Got this reply from a friend who's wife and kids will also be gone:

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So, to recap, I've just been invited over to watch:

1)Paint dry

2)Curling on the internet

 

 

 

That sounds like a friend who has a hook up and doesn’t want your ass over there. 

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