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Fuck you.  Fuck the three of you.

It's cool, Walter.

No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is.  Those are the fuckin' rules.

His girlfriend gave up her toe.

She thought we would get a million dollars.

It's not fair.

FAIR?  Who's the fuckin' nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies.

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That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Fuckin' A.

And this guy peed on it.

Donny, please.

You know, this is the fuckin' guy...I could find this fuckin' Lebowski guy.

His name is Lebowski?  That's your name, Dude.

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I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

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Uh, okay, ya know, you guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so uh, you know, but hey, that's what you, that's what you pay me for. Aha...Um. Speaking of which, do you think uh, that you could uh, give me my twenty thousand in cash? Uh, my concern is, and I've gotta check with, with my accountant, but that this might bump me up into a higher tax, uh…

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"Tomorrow's already the 10th"

"... far out."

 

*note the scene from the previous day wherein the dude pays for half and half with a check dated Sept 11

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i love the conversation that happens off screen where walter and donny tag along to see the dude's landlord's dance quintet

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18 hours ago, Celery Man said:

"Tomorrow's already the 10th"

"... far out."

 

*note the scene from the previous day wherein the dude pays for half and half with a check dated Sept 11

image.png.0d7c27f5cbd418da8999ba210e3f9f5f.png

i love the conversation that happens off screen where walter and donny tag along to see the dude's landlord's dance quintet

He also dated it 1991. The “aggression will not stand” quote is from August 1990.

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The Dude Abides Festival

The Dude Abides festival will be held November 13, 2021 outside at Pioneer Farms in Austin, TX with acres of room to socially distance, while we take it easy enjoying the festivities, celebrating the Coen Brothers timeless film, “The Big Lebowski.”

Jeff “The Dude” Dowd, who was the inspiration for “The Dude” character from the movie, will be also doing a remote Q&A for the festival.

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