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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's


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4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is this Tony Buzbee the same guy who brought some drunk whore to his house and instead of fucking him, she tore up his house?

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1 hour ago, Noah Fence said:

This part is stunning and unintentionally hilarious:

"Not this time, though. This Kool-Aid is going to be as sweet as 1975-76 and 2010-11. 

Surely, you remember those years. In the 1975-76 athletic year, A&M’s football team was 10-2, the basketball team won the Southwest Conference and the baseball team advanced to the NCAA Regional Finals.

In 2010-11 the football team was 9-4, the basketball team made the NCAA Tournament, the baseball team reached the College World Series, the men’s track team won the outdoor track national championship and the Gary Blair’s women’s basketball team won the national championship."

The two greatest years in A&M athletics history.  Bruce Springsteen should write a song about it. 

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1 hour ago, AugieBall said:

This part is stunning and unintentionally hilarious:

"Not this time, though. This Kool-Aid is going to be as sweet as 1975-76 and 2010-11. 

Surely, you remember those years. In the 1975-76 athletic year, A&M’s football team was 10-2, the basketball team won the Southwest Conference and the baseball team advanced to the NCAA Regional Finals.

In 2010-11 the football team was 9-4, the basketball team made the NCAA Tournament, the baseball team reached the College World Series, the men’s track team won the outdoor track national championship and the Gary Blair’s women’s basketball team won the national championship."

The two greatest years in A&M athletics history.  Bruce Springsteen should write a song about it. 

I feel like every aggy I've ever known is a character from Springsteen's "Glory Days."

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4 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Need something good to happen for aggy - a few of them are starting to question things.   Can’t have that - this isn’t as fun when they are hopeless.  

aggy is starting to cycle off.  That's usually ugly.

It happened fast with Sherman, Fran and now Jimbo.  It took a little bit longer with Sumlin because his system gave those backwards SEC defenses fits and Johnny FUBAR was able to run it well but the cycle still got him in the end.

It's going to be even funnier this time because they didn't even get a meaningless symbolic "victory" over their stalker-ish obsession before the restraining order hit.

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9 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Need something good to happen for aggy - a few of them are starting to question things.   Can’t have that - this isn’t as fun when they are hopeless.  

Yeah Fuehrer bunker aggy is no fun. I like wolf's lair aggy more the delusion of their ability to stop the coming storm is what make the losses so sweet.

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8 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

So much stupid. You recognize that Herman just won as an underdog against a top 5 team in an NY6... But you can't figure out why anyone would want to play for him?

Not an upset.  Total domination.  Shut down the top ground attack in the SECSEC to the tune of 72 yards - half what Bama gave up and 30% of UGs's average.  Total offense was 160 yds through 3 quarters.  Of course aggy is crapping their pants and praying LSU can pull off the upset in Austin this fall.

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Not an upset.  Total domination.  Shut down the top ground attack in the SECSEC to the tune of 72 yards - half what Bama gave up and 30% of UGs's average.  Total offense was 160 yds through 3 quarters.  Of course aggy is crapping their pants and praying LSU can pull off the upset in Austin this fall.
Yeah yeah yeah, but why would anyone want to play for Texas???1!
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