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Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent


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4 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

The cops have no choice, they have to investigate the nature reserve.  Imagine the optics if they take the John Walsh approach and call bs on the reserve story and don't go there, only to find out later he's been there the whole time.  Law enforcement has to follow and exhaust that lead or it would be devastating to find out later he was there.  I know it gives that shit head a head start, but you have at least take the parents on their word, as terrible as that sounds.  My problem with the matter is why he wasn't at least tracked from day 1, like put a cop outside the house non-stop until Wyoming officials have at least had time to do their job, which they did with help from the Vlogger.

I would love to see the rationale for that budget item. "yes, let's allocate cost for around the clock surveillance and harassment of a citizen who maybe, possibly, committed a crime in a different state".

Any police chief/sheriff who approves that should be fired immediately. 

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19 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That is not a Catch-22 situation.  A Catch-22 situation is an impossible situation because you cannot do one thing until you do another thing, but you cannot do the second thing until you do the first thing. 

jesus, yall fight about anything. let's turn to heller, who fucking invented the term:

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“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.”

 

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So the latest is that some lady in Toronto sees this guy coming out of a hotel, appearing "flustered."

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1) Uh, yeah, no, not even close (did someone MSPaint that beard on, because it looks fake as hell).
2) Yeah I know she probably had to stealth-snap, but holy shit, why can't people take a simple picture without it looking like it was run through a Bigfoot filter 23x?

The search continues... maybe inside YOUR house!  Did you ever consider that???!?!?!

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17 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

So the latest is that some lady in Toronto sees this guy coming out of a hotel, appearing "flustered."

Brian-Laundrie-left-home-without-phone-a
 

1) Uh, yeah, no, not even close (did someone MSPaint that beard on, because it looks fake as hell).
2) Yeah I know she probably had to stealth-snap, but holy shit, why can't people take a simple picture without it looking like it was run through a Bigfoot filter 23x?

The search continues... maybe inside YOUR house!  Did you ever consider that???!?!?!

are you talking about the mask aka chin diaper?

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19 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

are you talking about the mask aka chin diaper?

Yeah on second thought, looks like one of those Canadian "no need to wear over your face" miracle masks.  Just having it on protects you.  But only in Canada.

That's a mask as far as I can tell, lol.  Or maybe not.  Or maybe  Or punt.

Too bad the woman photo-shooter has Parkinson's or it might be more apparent.  

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2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I would love to see the rationale for that budget item. "yes, let's allocate cost for around the clock surveillance and harassment of a citizen who maybe, possibly, committed a crime in a different state".

Any police chief/sheriff who approves that should be fired immediately. 

Well you got what you wanted, saved a few bucks but a killer is walking free, nice work Herm, you remind me of another Herm we had around here.

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The only dude as infamous as this who was able to elude the cops for a long ass time was Eric Rudolph, the Atlanta Olympics bomber. He was able to do it because he was: 

 

A) a bug eating survivalist

B) on his home turf, and I don't know if some of y'all know how huge and isolated those southeastern forests can get.

C) had a lot of support from the home folks. 

Laundrie boy has none of these factors in his favor. He is either dead or will be caught by Monday. 

 

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28 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The only dude as infamous as this who was able to elude the cops for a long ass time was Eric Rudolph, the Atlanta Olympics bomber. He was able to do it because he was: 

 

A) a bug eating survivalist

B) on his home turf, and I don't know if some of y'all know how huge and isolated those southeastern forests can get.

C) had a lot of support from the home folks. 

Laundrie boy has none of these factors in his favor. He is either dead or will be caught by Monday. 

 

Dude just rolled off a 5 month road trip in a small van with an OCD chick...I'd say he's got some survival skills. 

 

I'm not making light of the situation.....oh wait, I guess I am.

 

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Gabby Petito's best friend Rose Davis says Brian Laundrie can survive out in the wilderness because he has done it before. Davis told People in an interview that Laundrie, who is a person of interest in his fiancée Petito's death, once stayed in the Appalachian mountains by himself "for months."

"He is out in the wilderness, I promise you," Davis, 21, told People. "He's out there. He is. If he's alive, he's out there, camping out ... He lived in the Appalachians by himself for months."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/gabby-petitos-best-friend-says-105706595.html

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11 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Dude just rolled off a 5 month road trip in a small van with an OCD chick...I'd say he's got some survival skills. 

 

I'm not making light of the situation.....oh wait, I guess I am.

 

So you’re saying that while she may not have dodged a bullet, he did?

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I saw a movie one time where this chick was lost in the woods, and this Sasquatch cat finds and ends up fucking the ever-living shit out of her. Not sure if he killed her. I'm thinking they probably lived happily ever after the way she was enjoying the fucking he was giving her.
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41 minutes ago, Goredho said:

It’s a damn shame that we’ve pretty much forgotten about #JusticeForGabby already.  I for one will not rest until... One sec, there’s a new post in the “Pictures that make you LOL” thread.  Brb...

what if joseph kony kidnapped gabby petito?

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