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On 12/10/2019 at 3:32 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Another ESPN crock of shit.  Bo Schembechler #20 with zero national titles.  And Frank Broyles #40 nipping at DKR’s heals with one national title and being dominated by DKR over an almost identical time span. 

10 year war is really overrated.  those teams went 1-9 against the pac, with the lone win being #4 ohio state over #7 USC.  the losses include multiple losses by a top 4 osu/mich to a double digit ranked pac team, including #1 ohio state losing to #11 ucla. 

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23 minutes ago, elfenix said:

10 year war is really overrated.  those teams went 1-9 against the pac, with the lone win being #4 ohio state over #7 USC.  the losses include multiple losses by a top 4 osu/mich to a double digit ranked pac team, including #1 ohio state losing to #11 ucla. 

ESPN also credits Throat Chop Woody with 5 national championships even though only 3 were AP or Coaches' Poll (UPI).  DKR had 3 over a shorter span of time. Texas and OU only count AP and UPI prior to the BCS.

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51 minutes ago, markstanco said:

They write articles and celebrate players from their self proclaimed rival? Imagine if the OB guys wrote an article celebrating hurts.

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In all honesty, if they only focused on highly performing aggy players they wouldn’t have much content. 

Especially since we are now in basketball season.

Let’s not forget, in 2018 their most outstanding player was a transfer from Kansas and in 2019 no one on the aggy football did anything all that memorable. 

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9 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Edit- it's covered in the CR but I know many wisely choose not to go there...just wanted to point out that Tony Buzbee invoked the aggy classic "didn't lose just ran out of time " in the mayoral race. No word if "next year is his year"

It is part of the sickness of aggy culture that they all go through life completely indifferent to losing. Only by being indifferent to losing could they have gone a quarter century without putting to back-to-back seasons together with a winning record in conference play in football. Only by being indifferent to losing could they have gone almost thirty years without a single win in the CWS. Only by being indifferent to losing in all aspects of life can they truly embody what it means to be an aggy.

" When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time."

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Looks like Sharp and aggie have found their new "non-rival", just like they had here with Tech. They badly want lsu as a rival but get the klan. Klan on klan crime.

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Ole Miss: Source tells FootballScoop Lane Kiffin is targeting Texas A&M tight ends coach Joe Jon Finley for a similar role on his staff in Oxford. Finley, who played tight end at Oklahoma and in the league for a number of years, has coached tight ends at Missouri and A&M the past few seasons.

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When Lane Kiffin makes Jimbo look foolish next year, the pitchforks are coming out in force.  If they lose to Ole Miss, Auburn, LSU, and Alabama next year the roller coaster will leave the tracks and crash forever.  2020 was supposed to be the Jimbo  "natty" year!  Fill in the date on that trophy from Sharp.  (Colorado may also kick that ass).

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7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Lane Kiffin makes Jimbo look foolish next year, the pitchforks are coming out in force.  If they lose to Ole Miss, Auburn, LSU, and Alabama next year the roller coaster will leave the tracks and crash forever.  2020 was supposed to be the Jimbo  "natty" year!  Fill in the date on that trophy from Sharp.  (Colorado may also kick that ass).

I’m fairly confident in predicting that in aggy history, 2020 will go down as “annus horribilis.” 

At least until they rewrite what actually happened and start teaching their fairy tale version of history in fish camp to the rube rednecks they admit into that school. 

My prediction is John Sharp doesn’t survive the year as Chancellor of the A&M System. 

Just saying. 

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1 minute ago, Randolph Duke said:

I’m fairly confident in predicting that in aggy history, 2020 will go down as “annus horribilis.” 

At least until they rewrite what actually happened and start teaching their fairy tale version of history in fish camp to the rube rednecks they admit into that school. 

My prediction is John Sharp doesn’t survive the year as Chancellor of the A&M System. 

Just saying. 

John Sharp is an idiot.  He spoke at a convention full of administrative lawyers back in the 90's and decried the Government Code prohibition on ex-parte communications for an agency decision maker in a contested case.  He railed that as a state agency head, he should be able to get a complainant in a back room and find out the "true facts" without having to deal with agency lawyers or the provisions of that that pesky Administrative Procedure Act.  

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Lane Kiffin is fucking awesome when he's not the coach of your team. Him butt fucking Jimbo and aggy will send all the lulz 

Agreed. But I’d like to step back from this aggy/Ole Miss rivalry talk. That shit won’t happen. Our out of state rival has predominantly always been LSU.

 

 

*When it’s not Memphis.

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When Lane Kiffin makes Jimbo look foolish next year, the pitchforks are coming out in force.  If they lose to Ole Miss, Auburn, LSU, and Alabama next year the roller coaster will leave the tracks and crash forever.  2020 was supposed to be the Jimbo  "natty" year!  Fill in the date on that trophy from Sharp.  (Colorado may also kick that ass).
meh same old same old at aggy. nothing changes at aggy. tards gonna tard.
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Since the beginning of the BCS era, Texas A&M would gladly trade resumes with the University of Utah, a school that actually won a BCS game. Think about that for a minute, aggy can't even do what UTAH has accomplished in college football over the past half century.

But wait, there's more...

In college basketball, Texas A&M would gladly trade resumes with... you guessed it, the University of Utah, who has actually,  made it past the "Sweet Sixteen" (something Texas A&M has never done, nor do they realistically expect to do so anytime in the next quarter century).

Unlike aggy, Utah has made it to the Final Four not once, but three times, including in 1966 when UTEP (another school Texas A&M would gladly trade resumes with) won the National Championship. As recently as 1998 (a magical year for aggy athletics) Utah actually played in the National Championship game. Texas A&M has made it to the NCAA tournament 14 times. Utah has "danced" 27 times. Advantage aggy.

But wait, there's more...

In college baseball, Utah has done what Texas A&M has never been able to accomplish, winning TWO games in a single CWS tournament. In all fairness, Texas A&M has only won two College World Series games in the history of their program, most recently in 1993. Their only other win was all the way back in 1951. And who knocked Texas A&M out of the CWS back in 1951?

You guessed it, the University of Utah.

So kids, come to Texas A&M where squeezing your testicles is referred to as "tradition" instead of "mental illness" and you, too, can dream of one day matching the athletic achievements of the University of Utah.

Utah - culturally more progressive and athletically more accomplished than Texas A&M. Let that sink in for a while.

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2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

One of my friends on Facebook was talking about how their grandchild was recently accept into a and m. One of their friends posted in response, "How much harder it was to get into that great university these days". I almost spit out a mouthful of Jameson on my computer screen.

aggys think because they struggled getting through Blinn and A&M that they are difficult schools for others. A&M’s a fucking trade school. No trade school is academically rigorous. 

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