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5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Do pussies really do this? I’ve had arguments with the Ms. to where I thought she was about to slice my throat. But never would I give up my bed. She can put up with my loud snoring and complain. But she knows I’m not sleeping on the couch or anywhere else, fucking kidding me? 

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10 hours ago, hundredTT said:

Do pussies really do this? I’ve had arguments with the Ms. to where I thought she was about to slice my throat. But never would I give up my bed. She can put up with my loud snoring and complain. But she knows I’m not sleeping on the couch or anywhere else, fucking kidding me? 

My wife slept on the couch saturday night and I enjoyed my own bed. Once I realized I had won the worthless argument, I did as Bill Burr said in his skit, went into the shell and let her punch herself out (figuratively).  Just take a knee, run out the clock, let her sleep it off on the couch. Worked like a charm and all is back to normal.

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7 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

My wife slept on the couch saturday night and I enjoyed my own bed. Once I realized I had won the worthless argument, I did as Bill Burr said in his skit, went into the shell and let her punch herself out (figuratively).  Just take a knee, run out the clock, let her sleep it off on the couch. Worked like a charm and all is back to normal.

I used to do that with my ex-wife as well. Just because she’s got something up her ass doesn’t mean I’m losing sleep. Her fucking problem. She can sleep where she wants. Usually she was all mopey and apologetic the next morning, realizing that all the angst and drama wasn’t worth it. 

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Do pussies really do this? I’ve had arguments with the Ms. to where I thought she was about to slice my throat. But never would I give up my bed. She can put up with my loud snoring and complain. But she knows I’m not sleeping on the couch or anywhere else, fucking kidding me? 


Shit I start arguments so I can sleep in my recliner. Always sleep good.
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