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On 4/22/2019 at 8:48 AM, ABSR said:

I was the remote! 

 

I know I'm like a year behind on this thread, but I just want to say 8 year old High Plains heard this probably 4 or 5 times a night watching TV back in the day:

 

"High Plains, change the channel to The Rockford Files. Oh, and go light me a cigarette on the stove while you're up."

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I remember thinking how hot gonna be when I first saw it, then the first one she went to town on was a well-past-prime, Ms. Bette Davis.  It was as repugnant as my last meal at a HoJo's in Arlington Heights, IL.  What a time.  

I mean the tagline implies there's to be cunnilingus "under the orange roof" of, at the time, maybe America's most famous redhead.  

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Crab legs and wouldn't even think twice. 7e3c8319b52d38d62c9140112733198f.jpg

 

 

Plot twist (and the way I misread it at first):  you can only have one for the rest of your life. Which one?

Tacos I guess. They can be dressed up many different ways. 

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4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Plot twist (and the way I misread it at first):  you can only have one for the rest of your life. Which one?

Tacos I guess. They can be dressed up many different ways. 

Now that would be the tough decision for me. I really have no idea. And hope I never have to choose. I could tell you the few it wouldn't be and that is shrimp, fried fish, crab legs. And probably fried chicken. I would never pick any type of chicken over a beef.

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26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Now that would be the tough decision for me. I really have no idea. And hope I never have to choose. I could tell you the few it wouldn't be and that is shrimp, fried fish, crab legs. And probably fried chicken. I would never pick any type of chicken over a beef.

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