Jump to content
Vic Mackey

Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

Recommended Posts

1 hour ago, Speedtrucker said:


Baller, shot caller, 20 inch blades on the impala.

Call her, gettin laid tonight!

Swisha tolled tight

I hit the highway makin money the fly way

There's got to be a better way a better way!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Surly would say she's fat + pointy elbows. WNB. 

But I have a better ass than that bitch. Seriously, no-ass bitches are probably the biggest turn off to me. 

Edited by hundredTT

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I wear shorts, polos, and Thigh length support hose on my left leg. Plus some more grey hair and 80 pounds.
Have only been to Cracker Barrel once....24 years ago.
The vegetable plate at CB is great. And not the fried stuff. Everything else is a heart attack, but no worse than mcdonalds.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
deion’s, all day everyday.  it’s a competition for 2nd place. 
That looks like a velcro tab across the laces. Terrible.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 12/2/2019 at 10:43 AM, Speedtrucker said:


Baller, shot caller, 20 inch blades on the impala.

Call her, gettin laid tonight!

Swisha trolled tight, got sprayed by Ike

I hit the highway makin money the fly way

Word.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
17 hours ago, Okie State said:
On 12/3/2019 at 9:47 AM, Vic Mackey said:
Screenshot-2019-03-22-23-43-18-1.png

I get mixed up, but doesn't she have multiple kids with multiple baby daddys?

Yep sure does. To be more specific, 3 kids with 3 different men.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 11/30/2019 at 10:14 PM, futureman said:

“within biking distance”

what the fuck kind of stupid shit is that?

The kind where you can't drive because you've been arrested too many times.  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Screenshot-2019-03-22-23-43-18-1.png
What does "picked up my check" mean? You posted this December 3rd so not welfare. That shit gets cashed December 1st, I know, I've been to wal mart on the 1st. Not pretty. Wont ever go to wal mart on the 1st ever again. Black Fridayish. Also, who in what job actually gets a check these days in 2019?

Maybe I'm really sheltered when I think I have to drive to a place to pick up a check.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


mpu


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Recruiting ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Help ... For Sale ... Politics ... Board Discussion
×
×
  • Create New...