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Steven Hawking unsuccessfully is trying to roll over in his grave.

 

https://www.discovery.com/space/sending-aliens-naked-pictures

Will Sending Aliens Nudes Lure Them to Us? NASA Thinks so.

By: Tatum Lenberg

NASA scientists want to send naked pictures of humans to space in hopes of potentially making contact with aliens.

May 04, 2022

The message will also come with an invitation to respond, should aliens ever discover it. The pictures aren’t graphic, but rather illustrations of a naked man and woman with DNA descriptions.

To make the unclad humans more inviting, the man and woman are waving in the picture.

NASA revealed the image in a study that’s part of “Beacon in the Galaxy,” (BITG) the latest in a string of attempts to reach other intelligent life.

 

 

the couple in the pic gestures an invitation for a 3-some.

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It is stupid as fuck to actively try to contact other species. We should be listening, but not overtly broadcasting our existence, technological capabilities and location.

The Universe is over 13 billion years old. Human civilization is only ~10,000 years old and we figured out most everything we know in the last sliver of it.

Any other civilization we contact is almost certainly going to be much older and have had considerably more time to advance technologically.

There's no guarantee they'd even see us as sentient. 

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Just now, Pods said:

It is stupid as fuck to actively try to contact other species. We should be listening, but not overtly broadcasting our existence, technological capabilities and location.

The Universe is over 13 billion years old. Human civilization is only ~10,000 years old and we figured out most everything we know in the last sliver of it.

Any other civilization we contact is almost certainly going to be much older and have had considerably more time to advance technologically.

There's no guarantee they'd even see us as sentient. 

Someone ain't getting any space pussy. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Someone ain't getting any space pussy. 

Almost certainly won't be any. Who the fuck knows what their reproductive systems are like? They aren't stupid enough to broadcast it to the galaxy. 

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1 hour ago, Pods said:

It is stupid as fuck to actively try to contact other species. We should be listening, but not overtly broadcasting our existence, technological capabilities and location.

The Universe is over 13 billion years old. Human civilization is only ~10,000 years old and we figured out most everything we know in the last sliver of it.

Any other civilization we contact is almost certainly going to be much older and have had considerably more time to advance technologically.

There's no guarantee they'd even see us as sentient. 

Agree. Their response might not be what we expect.

 

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It is stupid as fuck to actively try to contact other species. We should be listening, but not overtly broadcasting our existence, technological capabilities and location.
The Universe is over 13 billion years old. Human civilization is only ~10,000 years old and we figured out most everything we know in the last sliver of it.
Any other civilization we contact is almost certainly going to be much older and have had considerably more time to advance technologically.
There's no guarantee they'd even see us as sentient. 

Wtff is this shit? Everyone knows the universe is only 2 days older than humans.
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10 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'll have to see that green girl dancing.

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Btw that was Susan Oliver. Total babe. I’ve seen her in a lot of other old tv shows. Like in the Andy Griffith Show when she was the hot prisoner who conned Barney in order to escape from jail.

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On 5/5/2022 at 3:49 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Yes, and I started the Three-Body Problem novel, and we absolutely should not be broadcasting out into deep space like this.

It doesn't matter if we send out goofy shit like this into space or strong radio signals or anything else really. If any truly advanced civilation is out there our atmosphere full of fluorocarbons and nitrogen is a giant beacon screaming life and intelligent life to them anyway. Even with our lesser technology currently we use astronomical spectroscopy to get a reading of elements in stars and once the Webb goes online our ability to analyze infrared at very long distances will allow us to search for signs of even basic life on exoplanets. 

Our presence and technologically caused global warming is already a giant blinking sign any civilization or AI sophisticated enough to travel here could easily read. 

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On 5/7/2022 at 2:12 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Btw that was Susan Oliver. Total babe. I’ve seen her in a lot of other old tv shows. Like in the Andy Griffith Show when she was the hot prisoner who conned Barney in order to escape from jail.

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Jesus. If I only had a time machine and a few million dollars...

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