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woman live tweets man watching porn, jerking off, doesn't bother calling the skywaitress.  worst part: dude didn't bother putting on headphones.  

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/elly-shariat-southwest-airlines-masturbator_us_5b10289be4b0fcd6a834c239

 

 

baller:

 

also, you have a small dick

 

 

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If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

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14 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Seems bullshitty to me too

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56 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Agree !

There is not a woman on the planet that can go five hours without getting up and going to the bathroom unless she is wearing adult diapers.

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1 hour ago, Art Vandelay said:

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Does SW have any 5 hour routes?

OP flight tracker shows Vegas to philly. No way that’s nearly 5 hours. 

Countrrpoint:  women and their grasp of time. 

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does SW have any 5 hour routes?

OP flight tracker shows Vegas to philly. No way that’s nearly 5 hours. 

Countrrpoint:  women and their grasp of time. 

4 hours 46 minutes gate to gate per flight aware

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/SWA1753/history/20180529/1505Z/KLAS/KPHL

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