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UT vs aggy baseball haikus


Art Vandelay

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Here's a few to get you started...and remember: 5, 7, 5

 

aggy in Austin

bubbles blowing, overalls

drunk David Ash taunts


yells of whoop, gig'em

then "pooooor aggies" fills the air

"furk" is all they say

 

aggy tears will flow

after beatdown from Longhorns

pray for sheep tonight

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Kody hit two bombs

Put aggy on life support

Hoosiers pull the plug

 

SEC disowns

When aggy season's ended

By a Big 10 school

 

Then where will you go?

Might be competitive in

Conf'rence USA

 

But they'll hate you, too

Like everyone always does

It's not us, it's you

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