Jump to content

Post a pic that makes you lol


Born Burnt

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 36.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • crash_davis

    1315

  • nnm

    1225

  • Armybrat

    1014

  • Message Board User

    937

I love this not so much for the photo but for the article.  Everything about this is perfect, especially the parts in bold:

SAND SPRINGS, Okla. (AP) — A man stole a pickup truck with a sleeping passenger and a goat inside it and drove it all the way from Missouri to Oklahoma before releasing the terrified victim and animal and eventually being arrested, authorities say.

According to an arrest report, two men in the truck parked outside of an adult video store in Carthage, Missouri, early Wednesday morning. The driver went inside the store and the passenger fell asleep. When the passenger awoke, a masked man was driving the truck and pointing a gun at his head, Tulsa TV station KOTV reported.

The carjacking suspect, 40-year-old Brandon Kirby, drove from Missouri through Kansas. During the 130-mile ordeal, Kirby took methamphetamine, pistol-whipped the victim and continually threatened him, according to the arrest report. He was eventually arrested in Sand Springs, Oklahoma, after he let the passenger and the goat out of the truck and the victim called 911, the Oklahoma Highway Patrol said.

Kirby, who is from Mannford, west of Tulsa, was jailed on suspicion of kidnapping, pointing a firearm and being a felon in possession of a firearm. Jail records don’t list an attorney who might speak on his behalf.

The Sand Springs Police Department said on Facebook: “OK 2020, it only took you 4.5 hours to get weird. Let’s slow down on the carjacking-goatnapping calls for the remainder of the year.”


https://apnews.com/987e94596a3c64dc16095fc1f7c6cf61



creek_county.png?cb=1577990570

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Summary: two dudes drove to an adult video store....with a goat in the car.  One guy went inside to get...."supplies," I guess.
Dude....getting carjacked before the other guy got back was the BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THAT GOAT.
When I see an adult video store I wonder how they make it.

I have a cell phone and porn isnt blocked.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

I'm more triggered by the original guy mixing scotch and coke than mispronouncing the name of the scotch.

Amen brother. Preach. Couple of drops of water. That is all that should be added to whisky. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...