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6 hours ago, South Austin said:

Derka has become like Ben Affleck for me. 

I used to hate Ben Affleck after he did a run of shitty movies following Good Will Hunting, and started imposing his hot political takes upon us all. I instituted a Ben Affleck movie ban, and for years I refused to watch a movie with him no matter how good the reviews.

Then one night The Town is on HBO, and I start watching. I love that movie, and thought Affleck and the rest of the cast did an amazing acting job. Then I find out that mother fucker even directed the film. So I thereafter removed my Ben Affleck Movie Ban. I’m not saying I’ll watch every movie he’s in, and if I stumble across Bill Mahr and find out he’s on the panel I’ll switch the channel. But I’m more open-minded and won’t prejudice a film just because he’s in it.  Shit, I thought he was a great Batman.

Derka’s “The Town” moment for me was this video –

It was such an eloquent, belly-aching performance that moved me to tears, and from then on I saw Derka in a new light. Now, I don’t read all of his posts, but I also don’t immediately gloss over them. In particular, Basketball Derka is the best Derka. His takes on The Horns are pretty solid.

Derka might still bust out OG Derka and Derka a thread for old times sake, just to remind us that he’s Derka no matter the username. Just like Ben Affleck still might put out some trash like Forces of Nature. But I’m more open about accepting Derka as part of this blessed internet community of upstanding individuals.

"The Tender Bar" on Amazon is quite good. 

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Do they have Derka Dogs at the Tender Bar?

 

+1 on changed heart towards Derka.

We used to go round and round( who didn't.  )  Derka's a good dude who is about as legit a sportsfan as you can be.  Regardless if we disagree on shit, and yes we still do; his takes are sincere and very often from real life experience with regard to the UT program.

I think he does a better job now of focusing on sharing his opinions/ experiences without it having to be all about him.  IMHO, that's the biggest difference in Derka 7.0/  He's also better at ignoring the shitheads who( used to)  constantly troll him.  The board is better with good Derka.

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On 1/22/2022 at 11:11 AM, South Austin said:

Derka has become like Ben Affleck for me. 

I used to hate Ben Affleck after he did a run of shitty movies following Good Will Hunting, and started imposing his hot political takes upon us all. I instituted a Ben Affleck movie ban, and for years I refused to watch a movie with him no matter how good the reviews.

Then one night The Town is on HBO, and I start watching. I love that movie, and thought Affleck and the rest of the cast did an amazing acting job. Then I find out that mother fucker even directed the film. So I thereafter removed my Ben Affleck Movie Ban. I’m not saying I’ll watch every movie he’s in, and if I stumble across Bill Mahr and find out he’s on the panel I’ll switch the channel. But I’m more open-minded and won’t prejudice a film just because he’s in it.  Shit, I thought he was a great Batman.

Derka’s “The Town” moment for me was this video –

It was such an eloquent, belly-aching performance that moved me to tears, and from then on I saw Derka in a new light. Now, I don’t read all of his posts, but I also don’t immediately gloss over them. In particular, Basketball Derka is the best Derka. His takes on The Horns are pretty solid.

Derka might still bust out OG Derka and Derka a thread for old times sake, just to remind us that he’s Derka no matter the username. Just like Ben Affleck still might put out some trash like Forces of Nature. But I’m more open about accepting Derka as part of this blessed internet community of upstanding individuals.

Is this real life?  15 minute diatribe videos about message board dynamics?

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9 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Is this real life?  15 minute diatribe videos about message board dynamics?

Serious bidness. It’s one of the funniest and most pathetic things I’ve seen. The fact that he held onto the video and then posted upon reflection is great. 

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Serious bidness. It’s one of the funniest and most pathetic things I’ve seen. The fact that he held onto the video and then posted upon reflection is great. 

I gave up after 3 minutes. I thought it might get funny but it was just sad. I’m not into humiliation porn.
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6 hours ago, Santos L. Helper said:

Whatever south Oklahoma landfill you inhabit isn't important, what's important is that it sucks almost as much as the cumdumpster in Frisco you call a stadium

I'll contribute: Frisco's stadium may be a "cumdumpster" as you refer to it, but guess what? Austin FC has never won a game there! In fact, they're 0-3 against FC Dallas. #Facts

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This started because Zepol mentioned going to an FC Dallas game with Vic Mackey, and he reported he’s in a healthy relationship. 3 red flags in that one sentence. 

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Bravo come on down!

Final Post (clearly deranged)

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Then this email to the contact us after refusing his 6 day ban.

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then 23 minutes later, clearly stable

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then 44 minutes later, this absolute gem. Notice the ban reason, it was clear this guy was out of control.

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8 minutes ago, immamac said:

Bravo come on down!

Final Post (clearly deranged)

image.thumb.png.495b47ffa0c14b9c27fa9c9b566b0e39.png

Then this email to the contact us after refusing his 6 day ban.

image.thumb.png.98e4abacde54544740b6d3a96083db4e.png

then 23 minutes later, clearly stable

image.thumb.png.91a0db7e60a75bbf4e45b60dc247e130.png

then 44 minutes later, this absolute gem. Notice the ban reason, it was clear this guy was out of control.

image.thumb.png.d0ca529c155e415c970047caf27ac154.png

 

I will buy all of your drinks in Omaha!  You put up with a lot of bullshit, Surly Jesus!

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