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There are two types of people in this world:

1.  Those who use an Oxford comma

2.  Scumbags

 

Edit:  And 3.  Hobbits   

So three types.

Edit edit:  And 4. And this ashtray.  5.  And this lamp.  6. And this paddle game....

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9 hours ago, deadshank said:

I'm going to go over the list with a fine tooth and comb

salmon said SAL-mun rather than sam-un

subtracting numbers and saying "I'm going to minus 8 from 17" or multiply by "timesing" one number by another. 

Fuck off, I'll pronounce the l in salmon all I want.

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17 hours ago, South Austin said:

Blinded by the light.  Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.

About 10 years ago we were playing Rockband, playing Tom Sawyer by Rush.  My buddy's girlfriend at the time was on vocals.  At the end of the second verse she belts out "Joan Rivers!"  We failed the song, laughing our asses off.

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