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Semi-Celebrities I've Pissed Next to At Urinals


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On 7/6/2018 at 11:31 AM, Jackie Moon said:

I urinated next to Lyndon Johnson at the 1973 Cotton Bowl when I was a kid. He stood beside me at one of the troughs. As I was leaving the restroom, my Dad said to me excitedly, "Do you know who that was?" When I told him I had no idea, he almost seemed upset with me. "Didn't you notice all the secret service guys standing around?" he asked. He had to explain to me what the secret service was.

LBJ was already very sick by then. He died less than a month later. He must have been a big Longhorns fan to put himself through the physical stress of attending a football game. I'm glad he walked out of the stadium a happy man that day.  
 

LBJ came to my Uncle Glenn's funeral in Graham in August of 1963.  He came in the house, with about six Secret Service guys, and addressed my grandmother thusly: "Mrs. McCleskey, I am sorry for your loss.  May I use your bathroom?"  He headed down the hall, did his business, and  came back to the living room and sat on the sofa next to me.  We talked about fishing. 

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On 7/9/2018 at 11:58 AM, ZB'Tejas said:

Michael Irving @ Jack's Volleyball back when

Jeff Van Gundy @ Wynn this past weekend

Ludacris @ Wu Chow in Austin last year

Did you drop a "hand down, man down" or a "mama, there goes that man" on him?  (i know it's a Mark Jackson saying). 

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