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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, the guy actually stands a fairly high chance of dying.  Crushing injuries on the legs can lead to some really nasty shit.  And, that crazy femoral artery is kind of important, too.

Can't argue that. My comment was more along the way of lawyerly thinking. For "attempted murder" you at least have to have some sort of intent to kill. I don't know how strong the prosecution can argue that this guy was trying to murder the dude rather than just "hurt him really fucking bad." Had the guy died, then yes its presumably murder under the CA criminal code. But attempted murder is something different. In any case, this is the wrong thread so I probably shouldn't bog it down any further.

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8 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Can't argue that. My comment was more along the way of lawyerly thinking. For "attempted murder" you at least have to have some sort of intent to kill. I don't know how strong the prosecution can argue that this guy was trying to murder the dude rather than just "hurt him really fucking bad." Had the guy died, then yes its presumably murder under the CA criminal code. But attempted murder is something different. In any case, this is the wrong thread so I probably shouldn't bog it down any further.

I'm not sure I buy the argument that "hey, I'm gonna ram this guy into his car with my car" doesn't have attempted murder attached, but yeah, the lawyers certainly know more than I do.

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It is proof positive that even though weed does not make you aggressive, it does not stop you from being an asshole.

Edited by bamachine
meant for squish and jj, stank hopped in between

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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I like that the article clarifies that this was a "hot diarrhea" attack. Way more serious than your run-of-the-mill room temperature diarrhea attack.

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Begs the question, which is more dangerous to your health: hot diarrhea or cold diarrhea? The cold would presumably have additional bacteria that had grown while it fermented in the bucket, but hot mix would be more likely to contain blood and diseases that may not survive for long outside of the body.   

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55 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Begs the question, which is more dangerous to your health: hot diarrhea or cold diarrhea? The cold would presumably have additional bacteria that had grown while it fermented in the bucket, but hot mix would be more likely to contain blood and diseases that may not survive for long outside of the body.   

Indeed. Hot diarrhea is also less viscous than a tepid diarrhea and would yield a higher coverage of the intended target, ensuring maximum ass disease dispersal.

 

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4 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Indeed. Hot diarrhea is also less viscous than a tepid diarrhea and would yield a higher coverage of the intended target, ensuring maximum ass disease dispersal.

Yes, but cold diarrhea would be more likely to stick thus prolonging exposure

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Well wait, what's the ambient humidity in the immediate area of the said fecal discharge?  And then what kinda toilet paper we talking about?  

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19 hours ago, Incredulity said:

this is to make up for the no fire gas video from before

 

 

I always learned "Stop Drop and Roll" this guy obviously learned the "Bull Dance" method.

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On 11/11/2019 at 11:51 PM, mulletpelini said:

rule #1, you never ever allow yourself to be idle between 2 cars, especially when the front or rear of one is facing you.  I trust no one.

My dad stopped to help a guy with car problems on a rural, two-lane road when he was traveling home from college in the late 1940s.  My dad pulled in front of the guy, who was getting something out of his trunk.  Somebody rear ended the guy and crushed his legs, basically amputating them.  He died before and ambulance arrived.  I guess no one knew about tourniquets.

Probably made someone say "Holy shit."

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

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9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

My dad stopped to help a guy with car problems on a rural, two-lane road when he was traveling home from college in the late 1940s.  My dad pulled in front of the guy, who was getting something out of his trunk.  Somebody rear ended the guy and crushed his legs, basically amputating them.  He died before and ambulance arrived.  I guess no one knew about tourniquets.

Probably made someone say "Holy shit."

You reminded me of a guy I once knew here.  He was a firefighter working a practice fire that formed a ton of smoke and an elderly lady drove through it, ramming the pump truck he was working behind.  His legs were amputated just below the knee.  Big guy, about 6'3 250.  Worked out a lot, kind of an asshole by his own admission.  He said losing his legs was the best thing that ever happened to him.  He got a chance to restart his marriage with his wife whom he was about to lose, became a better dad to his kids.  He continued to lift and became a big name in the world amputee games or something like that (possibly land sled?).  That was about 30 years ago, I looked him up, couldn't find anything about him.

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5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Looks like Pace Bend Park on Lake Travis.

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Lac d'Esparron is a lake in Alpes-de-Haute-Provence, France.

 

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