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19 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I got called "a red-headed devil with a stinky butthole that has a thousand eyes" today. 

(*I have brown hair, and my butthole has no eyes. I don't think that it stinks, but I suppose it's possible I may not know the truth.)

Damn I just screamed out with laughter in the cardiologists office.  I think I set off the old womans pacemakersitting down from me.

Little Doomlet sounds like a riot.  How old is he?

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On 5/7/2020 at 6:05 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I got called "a red-headed devil with a stinky butthole that has a thousand eyes" today. 

(*I have brown hair, and my butthole has no eyes. I don't think that it stinks, but I suppose it's possible I may not know the truth.)

You generally have to pay more for that

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Having the summertime bed time discussion with the kids:

Me: and no yelling and screaming when I tell you to go to bed like last night.

11yo: But I already forgave you for that.

Me: That's not how it works.

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13 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Asked with a tone as though this was definitely a binary choice, "Dad, is your butthole stupid, or rotten?" 

Well...?

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Asked with a tone as though this was definitely a binary choice, "Dad, is your butthole stupid, or rotten?" 
I don't think you're rotten, son.

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On 5/9/2020 at 2:35 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

"There should be something called a pork butt hole."

Oh there is. Apparently that’s in calamari at some cheap restaurants 

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