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On 4/27/2022 at 10:28 PM, Baboontyme said:

Much like the kid, I like turtles. I really want them to persevere. I do. 

But come the fuck on Kia. Buy a Kia so you can comb the beach for trash and save the turtles by the moonlight. Amazing.  

And the voice-over says "movement that inspires" at the same time that a spastic little turtle is just flapping almost uselessly in place while obviously trying to reach the safety of the ocean. 

Not inspiring movement in my view. 

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Why do we need to see fatasses in their adult diapers?  We've all known how underwear works since age 3, there is no need for gratuitous virtue signaling inclusive gross outs.

On 4/30/2022 at 1:57 AM, RPM said:

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I still do that dance and sing, "Lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo lo" every time I enter a Kroger.  In clashing Russian shirt, brown pants, and stolen ND leprechaun coat (no crocs, no bald).

And the Icky Shuffle at the cold cuts counter (no floor spike).  

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On 5/5/2022 at 7:27 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

In case you were wondering what the little xfinity senorita (age 25 btw) looks like under those horrible clothes they have her wearing in those commercials...

 

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She was in that wildly annoying JitB commercial, so... wnb.

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23 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

The Gatorade Fit (*Fat) obese whale yoga ad.

I haven’t seen that one but took a guess before I looked up the ad … obese woman (probably black) in tight spandex work out clothes playing the part of an intense athlete….yup!  When will we as a society be inclusive enough to put the obese man on a pedestal?   

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4 hours ago, Capt. Squints said:

The USPS commercial with Johnny Cash singing "I've been everywhere, man" over and fuckin over is wretched.

The lyrics should be changed for accuracy "I leave your packages anywhere, man..."

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I haven’t seen that one but took a guess before I looked up the ad … obese woman (probably black) in tight spandex work out clothes playing the part of an intense athlete….yup!  When will we as a society be inclusive enough to put the obese man on a pedestal?   

Winner winner. They even try to make us believe that she is able to get one leg above waist level.
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  • 2 weeks later...

Frosted Flakes ad that is all over ESPN app during college baseball games. A bunch of active healthy kids who play soccer, starting their day slurping down a bowl of processed corn syrup. Have some fruit or whole grain cereal if you're serious about sports.

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33 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Frosted Flakes ad that is all over ESPN app during college baseball games. A bunch of active healthy kids who play soccer, starting their day slurping down a bowl of processed corn syrup. Have some fruit or whole grain cereal if you're serious about sports.

Thanks Marv Marinovich

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I am pretty sure @blacklab was one of the "answer" givers to that site like 15 years ago.  Or at least I thought i remember him bragging about getting paid well to answer stupid bar questions in that 2-3 year period where this service existed where we had phones, but not smart enough phones to just get the answer ourselves.

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52 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am pretty sure @blacklab was one of the "answer" givers to that site like 15 years ago.  Or at least I thought i remember him bragging about getting paid well to answer stupid bar questions in that 2-3 year period where this service existed where we had phones, but not smart enough phones to just get the answer ourselves.

Not me. 

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