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Kel Varnsen

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KRAMER

What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?

LELAND

Kramer, I've.. been reviewing your work.. Quite frankly, it stinks.

KRAMER

Well, I ah.. been havin' trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..

LELAND

No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all..

I don't know what this is supposed to be!

KRAMER

Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead..

LELAND

Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.

KRAMER

But I don't even really work here!

LELAND

That's what makes this so difficult.

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By the way Jerry, that walkman was broke when you gave it to me...

(hadn't seen/though about that episode in 15 years probably.  but yesterday my in-laws were describing this swap-meet in their village where they buy their neighbors broken junk at Memorial Day and fix it up to sell to other neighbors on Labor Day---I just looked at my wife in awe and thought, "That's a fucking Kramer subplot if I ever heard one."  She was actually amused)

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

By the way Jerry, that walkman was broke when you gave it to me...

(hadn't seen/though about that episode in 15 years probably.  but yesterday my in-laws were describing this swap-meet in their village where they buy their neighbors broken junk at Memorial Day and fix it up to sell to other neighbors on Labor Day---I just looked at my wife in awe and thought, "That's a fucking Kramer subplot if I ever heard one."  She was actually amused)

they live in a village?  where?

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On 4/27/2018 at 10:32 AM, Sbbruin said:

Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS. 

The wife and I have been on a bit of a Trivial Pursuit kick the past couple of months.  I use this one a bit too much.

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