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Kel Varnsen

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Whenever my catches me wiping my mouth on my shirt or sleeve at a meal, she shout-mumbles, "Kenny?" to me like Kramer.  

She also yells, "Bad Chicken, mess you up!" whenever I'm handling chicken to place on the grill.

And if something is going wrong around the house and I say, "That's not gonna be good for business", she of course follows it up with "That's not gonna be good for anybody."

Plus she uses "I am no sleep, no sleep!" which is true right now with our four month old. 

Come to think of it, this has to be her most oft-quoted episode which is really saying something.  Never really thought about that until this part of the thread.  

"so you go into the bathoom at eleven, and you're in bed at what...Two?"  

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3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who is "she"?

My wife.   Not sure why I didn’t type that word.  I’m curious what other woman y’all thought I had this Seinfeld dynamic with?

She’s the heiress to O. Henry candybar Fortune. 

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