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This stuff smells like what I imagine Kramer had in mind when he wanted to create a fragrance that smells like you just came back from the beach. 

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We don't allow any outside syrups, jams, or condiments in the restaurant. And if I catch you in here with that again, I will confiscate it. 

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Two months ago I saw a provocative movie on cable.  It was called The Net, with that girl from The Bus.

 

Speed is coming on at 7 on Paramount.

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17 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.

I'm a man.

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He should have won an Emmy for his silent work at the Festivus dinner, later that episode. 

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2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

He should have won an Emmy for his silent work at the Festivus dinner, later that episode. 

Andy Ackerman: Act creepy, but don't say anything at the dinner

Charlie: I got you fam.

 

Fun Fact: The "other guy's" name in the script is "Bookie".

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You mean, Tracy Letts?  The writer of "August Osage County"?  

Kramer/ "He's so prolific!" 

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

You mean, Tracy Letts?  The writer of "August Osage County"?  

Kramer/ "He's so prolific!" 

holy shit.  primo entry for “can’t believe that’s the same actor” thread.  would never have guessed. 

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Nothing in that drawer but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie Boy?  

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i don't think i've ever seen that ep. and not googled those elle playboy pics.  in fact...

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Nothing in that drawer but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie Boy?  

Heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man.

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Nothing in that drawer but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie Boy?  


Larry David’s best line in the series? I say yes.


Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you prefer.

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1 hour ago, Llano Estacado said:

Larry David’s best line in the series? I say yes.

Tough choice: 1 and 1A for me are:

 

George, the word around the office is that you’re a Communist.

Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here’s something I just found out recently. He wasn’t really a sultan.

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do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

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47 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Do you like golf, Mr Kramer?


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I salute this timely post and I salute Postmaster General, Henry Atkins.  RIP good sir.  

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On 8/2/2020 at 10:12 AM, Lobo said:

I salute this timely post and I salute Postmaster General, Henry Atkins.  RIP good sir.  

One of my favorite exchanges:

 

Woman: "Why does this dummy have a bucket on its head?"
Kramer: "Because we're blind to their tyranny."
Woman: "Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?"
Kramer: "Yeah. Move along, Betty."

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You said it'd be a postman I know...and you're a postman I know!  /RIPmaxvonsydow

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3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You said it'd be a postman I know...and you're a postman I know!  /RIPmaxvonsydow

*mailman

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

*mailman

You're right...the grief of the Postmaster General has clouded my memory.  

 

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