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52 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I will check tomorrow. I moved to a new role and had all my old employees move to the other end of the building away from me so I don’t hear regular updates like I used to.

You selfish bastard. How dare you think of your future and not our need for Jimmy's Hot Takes.

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

I will check tomorrow. I moved to a new role and had all my old employees move to the other end of the building away from me so I don’t hear regular updates like I used to.

You mean you don't head down to at least visit with Dirt Bike? You're a real prick, you know that. 

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On 4/25/2019 at 10:23 AM, CooterBrown said:

 There are really only two types of clowns...the murdering kind and the buggering kind.  It tough deciding which one to hire for your kid's birthday party since both are funny in their own way.

 

Jeffrey Dahmer. Both for the price of one.

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In a meeting and just openly laughed at "Scott, I ain't your fuck monkey." 

There was no sense in hiding it - so I just said a friend emailed me something funny a co-worker said and I made the mistake of reading it in here.  They asked me to share.  They too agree it is a gem and hysterical. 

That'll teach me to read Surly while in meetings (Ron Howard's voice: It won't.)

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Well, it’s the end of the line for Jimmy. Since he’s not in my chain of command any longer, this is third hand info.

Since his divorce, he was drinking way more than usual and started drunk texting and calling everyone on his team at 2-4AM. He finally did it enough to the wrong person and they complained about harassment. He was on paid leave for a few weeks and then told not to come back.


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Well, it’s the end of the line for Jimmy. Since he’s not in my chain of command any longer, this is third hand info.

Since his divorce, he was drinking way more than usual and started drunk texting and calling everyone on his team at 2-4AM. He finally did it enough to the wrong person and they complained about harassment. He was on paid leave for a few weeks and then told not to come back.


Tell ROFLBOX to hire him so we can continue to get updates.
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