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Johnathan Mcnab....he's got a kickass smile......no, Newton!
I was watching Drastic World Three this weekend where they have that baby Trynasaurus Rex.
I'm gonna be all alone this weekend so I thought hey I can do all kinds of cool stuff, like wax my truck
The reason I like armadillos is cause they can't see
Sote' Matta Lakko - made up name for a Starbucks drink
We went to a foofy dinner with some people from Italy or Europe of whatever and they invited us over for coffee and it wasn't even instant coffee.
J: I got really drunk on Saturday night. I also got drunk on Saturday morning
S: Twice in one day? How's that possible?
J: My record is 3 times. It's possible kemosabe.

 


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On 10/12/2018 at 12:52 PM, CooterBrown said:

 

Greg - We had to get rid of the new dog. Our other dog did not like him. They constantly went after each other nonstop.
Jimmy - Think of it from the dog's point of view. How would you feel if your dog brought home a homeless man for you live with?

 

 

Fuckin' Dirt Bike.

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"Lisa, I saw a woman who looked like you with different hair but now I see you with your same hair and I guess it wasn't you"

"I don't wish you would die, but.....it would be nice"

"I'm a materialistic nonsense type of guy"

That line is from poultrygeist. She was a Median. 

"Is Greg here today?" - at 3 pm after not seeing Greg the entire day (Jimmy sits next to Greg)

"I bring bearing gifts"

"You want one of these nurture valley bars?"

Did Adam and Eve weave the fig leaves in their pubes or something?

Becca, you missed a very informital meeting yesterday

My brother and I were so extoked. 

I woke up this morning and I thought I was having a heart attack, cause it hurts right here (points). Right around the heart area. 

I fixed that work order and now it looks like a Paul DeVinci painting. 

If you're quick and in a hurry fast you should probably not take your time

You know what word I like? Vulva.

 

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Jimmy - You know that song "the girl is on fire"
Greg - no
Jimmy - It got replaced with eyes
Greg - .....what?
Jimmy - my eyes are burning

Jimmy: Y'all wanna hear a crazy story?
Us: no
Jimmy: ....ok, check it out

"This lady had a dog with her, it was a snickerdoodle"

When you die and they pull out your safety closet box.....

I haven't seen you in a dog's age, buddy

Lisa: "This Saturday is my work anniversary"
Jimmy: "You started on a Saturday?"

Didn't the new John Wick win the Oscar last week?

Lisa (after walking in from the rain): I'm soaking wet.
Jimmy: I wasn't even involved.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Jimmy - You know that song "the girl is on fire"
Greg - no
Jimmy - It got replaced with eyes
Greg - .....what?
Jimmy - my eyes are burning

Jimmy: Y'all wanna hear a crazy story?
Us: no
Jimmy: ....ok, check it out

"This lady had a dog with her, it was a snickerdoodle"

When you die and they pull out your safety closet box.....

I haven't seen you in a dog's age, buddy

Lisa: "This Saturday is my work anniversary"
Jimmy: "You started on a Saturday?"

Didn't the new John Wick win the Oscar last week?

Lisa (after walking in from the rain): I'm soaking wet.
Jimmy: I wasn't even involved.

 

 

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