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On 12/9/2020 at 12:13 PM, RPM said:

But bump against something at 3mph and it will cost $3K+.

Truth. I had a 89 F-250 that came from the dealer with bumpers straight out of a mad max film. I used the shit out of that bumper and never had any damage. No chance I would do that shit with my new 250. All the plastic bs would be demolished.

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1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Truth. I had a 89 F-250 that came from the dealer with bumpers straight out of a mad max film. I used the shit out of that bumper and never had any damage. No chance I would do that shit with my new 250. All the plastic bs would be demolished.

They've figured out crush panels and impact absorbers are a profit parts market.

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1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Truth. I had a 89 F-250 that came from the dealer with bumpers straight out of a mad max film. I used the shit out of that bumper and never had any damage. No chance I would do that shit with my new 250. All the plastic bs would be demolished.

 

56 minutes ago, RPM said:

They've figured out crush panels and impact absorbers are a profit parts market.

 

To be fair, in an actual high speed crash, not just a bump at 3 mph, those easily damaged crush panels and impact absorbers are going to save a lot of lives, compared to indestructible mad max bumpers.

 

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

To be fair, in an actual high speed crash, not just a bump at 3 mph, those easily damaged crush panels and impact absorbers are going to save a lot of lives, compared to indestructible mad max bumpers.

That's why Ranch Hand made so much money in aftermarket parts.

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14 hours ago, deadshank said:

I need DEF and diesel.  Home chicken pulls his rig in to fill.  Gets done and then leaves it in place to walk in and shop.  
 

Thanks. 

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That’s one of the few issues with Bucees. People reason there are so many gas pumps that there is no issue with doing this, even when they are all full.

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Was at a guitar shop in town picking up a few things, and this douche, affliction t-shirt asshole pulled in no fucks given. Granted it was fairly empty back where he parked, but I asked if he wanted to straighten it up a bit, and he gave me the bird. Grade A asshole

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6 hours ago, JSB said:

Was at a guitar shop in town picking up a few things, and this douche, affliction t-shirt asshole pulled in no fucks given. Granted it was fairly empty back where he parked, but I asked if he wanted to straighten it up a bit, and he gave me the bird. Grade A asshole

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hall pass on that one

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8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

hall pass on that one

Ok, but what is not shown in the pic (I guess I could have framed it better) is that three spots closer to the store, the lot was packed 12 cars deep, every spot taken. Still might be a hall pass, but the guy didn't even try, and I judge him for that. I also judge you for giving him a hall pass. 

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3 hours ago, JSB said:

Ok, but what is not shown in the pic (I guess I could have framed it better) is that three spots closer to the store, the lot was packed 12 cars deep, every spot taken. Still might be a hall pass, but the guy didn't even try, and I judge him for that. I also judge you for giving him a hall pass. 

 

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hahaha, so my insurance company came back and said the other party has acknowledge fault for the parking door ding incident.

i got what i wanted - which was to give that fucker a scare.

not sure i even want to get the repair now, because i could barely even find the scratch that it caused. 

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was technically not parked at the time of this pic I took on my way out of the store, as she was sitting in her car, surfing the web on her phone.  

could have taken a pic on my way in that would have captured her farting around in the cargo area, but her 60+ year-old hail-damaged ass she deemed worthy of yoga pants would have distracted from the point of this thread:  shitty parking.  not the kind of junk in the trunk we're looking for.

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8 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

White GMC parks first (female).  Black car (Dodge Journey) parks second (female).  Truck shows up last (male).

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You sure about the birth gender of the pickup driver? He’s shopping at bed bath & beyond or Michael’s. 

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