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1 hour ago, Loco said:

You know who the real victim is going to be in all this???

 

His future cell mate.  Ho Lee Shit... it'd be like a bot reading you Cloak Room 24/7...  

He'll might be one of the few prisoners who then truly deserves all the raping he gets from the big black guy

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7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

We got Sherlock fucking Holmes here.

My guess is that it was random.  Goes after Booker.  He's a Dem?  So what.  That's 50-50 chance.  And Hillary too.  Wow.  You got me on another 50-50.  1 in 4 now.  Amazing!  And Biden.  Whoop de doo.  That's just 50-50.  And Bill.  And Soros.  Well tra la la.  That's just 1 in 4 for the two of them.  And Maxine.  Even odds there she would be a R or a D.  And De Niro!  How would he even know his politics?  That was just a 50-50 happenstance chance.  And Holder and Kamala.  1 in 4.  That's better odds than a lot of professional baseball players getting a hit.  Why is this even a thing?  OOOOOOhhh Barack and DWSchultz.  Like you couldn't pick two Dems out in a row.  1 outta 2 for each of those.  I say we post this on the coincidence thread.

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26 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

My guess is that it was random.  Goes after Booker.  He's a Dem?  So what.  That's 50-50 chance.  And Hillary too.  Wow.  You got me on another 50-50.  1 in 4 now.  Amazing!  And Biden.  Whoop de doo.  That's just 50-50.  And Bill.  And Soros.  Well tra la la.  That's just 1 in 4 for the two of them.  And Maxine.  Even odds there she would be a R or a D.  And De Niro!  How would he even know his politics?  That was just a 50-50 happenstance chance.  And Holder and Kamala.  1 in 4.  That's better odds than a lot of professional baseball players getting a hit.  Why is this even a thing?  OOOOOOhhh Barack and DWSchultz.  Like you couldn't pick two Dems out in a row.  1 outta 2 for each of those.  I say we post this on the coincidence thread.

My guess is that he was going to send every politician in the country a bomb, and he sent the first 13 all to Ds because that comes before G, L, R, or S.

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2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

My guess is that it was random.  Goes after Booker.  He's a Dem?  So what.  That's 50-50 chance.  And Hillary too.  Wow.  You got me on another 50-50.  1 in 4 now.  Amazing!  And Biden.  Whoop de doo.  That's just 50-50.  And Bill.  And Soros.  Well tra la la.  That's just 1 in 4 for the two of them.  And Maxine.  Even odds there she would be a R or a D.  And De Niro!  How would he even know his politics?  That was just a 50-50 happenstance chance.  And Holder and Kamala.  1 in 4.  That's better odds than a lot of professional baseball players getting a hit.  Why is this even a thing?  OOOOOOhhh Barack and DWSchultz.  Like you couldn't pick two Dems out in a row.  1 outta 2 for each of those.  I say we post this on the coincidence thread.

see, we need another damn third party so it is harder on the genius bombers of the nation. 

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5 hours ago, Newdoc said:

The van matches the bombs. This is like a plot from an A-Team, Six Million Dollar Man or CHIPS episode. Complete with roided out villan.

Exactly like the A-team, Nobody ever died, ever. Blow up a  couple Sandanistas in a Jeep , they roll around holding their lower back until Face puts em in the van. 

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Read the bomber filed for bankruptcy in 2012 with 4K in assets and 21k in liabilities.   People file bankruptcy for a net 17k underwater?   I get that some creditors calling you is a pain and maybe no one else will give you credit, but any able bodied American between 16 and 75 should be able to pay of 20k in a reasonable time.    

Then again I saw his old attorney on tv saying that the guy had a break with reality a long time ago.  Had the emotional age of a teenager.  He physically changed his ID to make himself look 10 years younger to attract more women.   I somehow doubt his age scared off women.

 

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5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Then again I saw his old attorney on tv saying that the guy had a break with reality a long time ago.  Had the emotional age of a teenager.  He physically changed his ID to make himself look 10 years younger to attract more women.   I somehow doubt his age scared off women.

He was really into the women, and would oil-wrestle any guy into submission who said otherwise.

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21 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

He was really into the women, and would oil-wrestle any guy into submission who said otherwise.

Reminds me of 2 great lines from Arthur:

Susan : A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur : It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

- and, my old favorite - 

You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!

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