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Conspiracy theories are for the birds.


Walden Ponderer

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The CIA assassinated John F. Kennedy after he refused to kill and replace billions of birds with drones. The U.S. government is sequestering a team of Boeing engineers in Area 51 for a secret military mission. Our tax dollars have been funneled into building the “Turkey X500,” a robot used to hunt large birds.

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I would love to be making this up.

Are Birds Actually Government-Issued Drones? So Says a New Conspiracy Theory Making Waves (and Money)

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I think shit like this (and the flat-earth folks, etc) is a product of boredom.  these are bored people who are just trolling and it’s mildly amusing to them because of the shock it delivers to normal people.  I have a hard time accepting that anyone really believes it.  perhaps I’m overestimating humanity, though. 

well after actually reading the article it’s just bored college kids trolling for mild amusement.  I was right!  I am a genius. 

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15 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

If by "Government", you mean pre-Lizard-People Dwarven crafters in the service of the Knights Templars, then sure, birds are "Government" drones.

It's not a coincidence that Ben Franklin, a Mason, wanted the Turkey X500 to be the national bird. 

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