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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo


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20 minutes ago, Shift said:

 


Did she get half of Brad Pitt’s money?

 

Not half, but a nice chunk.  Unfortunately she wants a prenup and still expects you to pay for everything.  You just know she's gonna bring up "Brad's facilities were much nicer.  I wish we had something nice like Brad had so we could entertain guests."  Its gonna drive you crazy.

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Say you're married to a hot woman.  Oh sure, things aren't perfect, at least once a year she does one stupid thing that really annoys you and it seems to be the same thing every year, year after year.  But all things considered, you're happy with her and she seems happy with you.
Then Brad Pitt walks in your house, winks at her and tells her to pack her things.  She's gone just like that without even looking back.  15 years later Brad dumps her.  20 years later she shows up on your doorstep, 50 pounds heavier and looking like she's been aging in dog years, and tells you she always loved you and made a huge mistake.
Would you take her back?

You do realize this is a business decision and not a relationship?
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All my in-laws are Heels and they have no idea what to think right now.  They are manic right now...this is good, no this is bad, WTF is going on, can this work, do we hire stud OCs and make them coach in waiting.  He was going a million miles and hour and he is usually the stable one.

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