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I love how they still use all caps (I understand why), but we've all been trained to ignore all caps posters...

...A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1145 PM CDT FOR WESTERN WILLIAMSON...NORTHWESTERN TRAVIS...SOUTHEASTERN LLANO AND BURNET COUNTIES... AT 1115 PM CDT, SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WERE LOCATED ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM NEAR BRIGGS TO SPICEWOOD, MOVING EAST AT 40 MPH. THIS LINE OF STORMS MAY PRODUCE A BRIEF TORNADO WITH ROTATING WINDS NOTED ON RADAR 4 MILES WEST OF ANDICE. HAZARD...60 MPH WIND GUSTS AND PENNY SIZE HAIL. SOURCE...RADAR INDICATED. IMPACT...EXPECT DAMAGE TO ROOFS, SIDING, AND TREES. DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER.  LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE... CEDAR PARK, GEORGETOWN, BURNET, MARBLE FALLS, KINGSLAND, BERTRAM, BUCHANAN DAM, LEANDER, LAGO VISTA, GRANITE SHOALS, HORSESHOE BAY, MEADOWLAKES, LIBERTY HILL, FLORENCE, HIGHLAND HAVEN, INKS LAKE STATE PARK, SPICEWOOD, WATSON, LAKE VICTOR AND JOPPA. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... FOR YOUR PROTECTION MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A BUILDING, OTHERWISE YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.  DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?  YOU WILL FUCKING DIE IF A TORNADO HITS YOUR MOBILE HOME THAT STILL ISN'T PAID OFF AFTER 25 YEARS. DON'T BE A FUCKING AGGIE AND THINK YOU HAVE TO RESCUE EVERY FOUR-LEGGED PARTNER YOU'VE EVER HAD IN A NON-CONSENSUAL MANNER.  BAA MEANS "NO".  INTENSE THUNDERSTORM LINES CAN PRODUCE BRIEF TORNADOES AND WIDESPREAD SIGNIFICANT WIND DAMAGE. TOO BAD YOU STUPID FUCKERS IN CENTRAL TEXAS DON'T HAVE BASEMENTS, YOU MIGHT HAVE SURVIVED THIS ONE.  ALTHOUGH A TORNADO IS NOT IMMEDIATELY LIKELY, IT IS BEST TO MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A BUILDING. THESE STORMS MAY CAUSE SERIOUS INJURY AND SIGNIFICANT PROPERTY DAMAGE. && TORNADO...POSSIBLE HAIL...0.75IN WIND...60MPH

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Back... because conditions aren't necessarily favorable for tornadoes, mostly due to the straight line formation of the storms.  Watches are issued when conditions in a widespread area are favorable.  The little spinup in Lampasas was probably not a ground tornado, just strong rotation... but in a straight line, it can't get the velocities needed to get big.  The spinup is gone now anyway.

Watching Jim on KXAN and he's getting really giddy/geeky.  Talking fast and too much.  And way too much not needed.

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Severe TS with a good amount of wind heading for northern half of Travis, including northern half of the metro.

Storms seem to be slightly weaker intensity wise, but lots of rain - has morphed a bit into a larger mezocyclonic systerm (i.e. bigger blog of rain behind it, not just one line in/out.  I think we'll pick up a good 1 1/2 inch on avg. through the area, probably more than 2 inches in some spots.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I love how they still use all caps (I understand why), but we've all been trained to ignore all caps posters...

...A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1145 PM CDT FOR WESTERN WILLIAMSON...NORTHWESTERN TRAVIS...SOUTHEASTERN LLANO AND BURNET COUNTIES... AT 1115 PM CDT, SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WERE LOCATED ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM NEAR BRIGGS TO SPICEWOOD, MOVING EAST AT 40 MPH. THIS LINE OF STORMS MAY PRODUCE A BRIEF TORNADO WITH ROTATING WINDS NOTED ON RADAR 4 MILES WEST OF ANDICE. HAZARD...60 MPH WIND GUSTS AND PENNY SIZE HAIL. SOURCE...RADAR INDICATED. IMPACT...EXPECT DAMAGE TO ROOFS, SIDING, AND TREES. DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER.  LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE... CEDAR PARK, GEORGETOWN, BURNET, MARBLE FALLS, KINGSLAND, BERTRAM, BUCHANAN DAM, LEANDER, LAGO VISTA, GRANITE SHOALS, HORSESHOE BAY, MEADOWLAKES, LIBERTY HILL, FLORENCE, HIGHLAND HAVEN, INKS LAKE STATE PARK, SPICEWOOD, WATSON, LAKE VICTOR AND JOPPA. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... FOR YOUR PROTECTION MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A BUILDING, OTHERWISE YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.  DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?  YOU WILL FUCKING DIE IF A TORNADO HITS YOUR MOBILE HOME THAT STILL ISN'T PAID OFF AFTER 25 YEARS. DON'T BE A FUCKING AGGIE AND THINK YOU HAVE TO RESCUE EVERY FOUR-LEGGED PARTNER YOU'VE EVER HAD IN A NON-CONSENSUAL MANNER.  BAA MEANS "NO".  INTENSE THUNDERSTORM LINES CAN PRODUCE BRIEF TORNADOES AND WIDESPREAD SIGNIFICANT WIND DAMAGE. TOO BAD YOU STUPID FUCKERS IN CENTRAL TEXAS DON'T HAVE BASEMENTS, YOU MIGHT HAVE SURVIVED THIS ONE.  ALTHOUGH A TORNADO IS NOT IMMEDIATELY LIKELY, IT IS BEST TO MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A BUILDING. THESE STORMS MAY CAUSE SERIOUS INJURY AND SIGNIFICANT PROPERTY DAMAGE. && TORNADO...POSSIBLE HAIL...0.75IN WIND...60MPH

see ya goodbye GIF

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