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36 minutes ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

Honorable mention to the peanut better cookies w/ the Hershey’s Kisses.  Fucking love those cookies.

Chocolate chip cooked in a muffin tin with a miniature Reese’s peanut butter cup puts those to shame.

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2 hours ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

Honorable mention to the peanut better cookies w/ the Hershey’s Kisses.  Fucking love those cookies.

Very this.

1 hour ago, Brew said:

Chocolate chip cooked in a muffin tin with a miniature Reese’s peanut butter cup puts those to shame.

Never heard of this. It's like finding my first Hustler. Everything has changed.

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10 hours ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

Honorable mention to the peanut better cookies w/ the Hershey’s Kisses.  Fucking love those cookies.

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1 hour ago, SurlyORama said:

1. Oreos (original, not any of the abominations)

2. Keebler fudge stripes (how tiny a donut can you create by eating around the hole without breaking it?)

3. Lorna Doone

Did we stop doing phrasing when we migrated from the scat site? 

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1 hour ago, TornACL said:

I feel bad for y'all who hear cookie rankings and immediately think of cookie brands.

Didn't anybody ever love you and make you homemade cookies? 

Chocolate chip (properly made) is the goat. And it's a big gulf between one and two. 

 

Everyone knows that homemade is the best. But how can I prove that my Grandma's chocolate chip is vastly superior to your mom's piece of shit Oatmeal Raisin?

Store bought is the only route to a universally accepted, certifiable belt. And this is The Champion:

 

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Home made:

1. Chocolate chip, with both morsels and chunks.

2. Peanut butter (extra credit for adding a few chocolate chunks).

3. Oatmeal raisin.

Store-bought:

1. Trader Joe's Cookie Butter Cookies.

2a. Double-stuf Oreo

2b. Oreo Duo (one chocolate cookie, one vanilla cookie)

3.  Walker's Shortbread

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2 hours ago, HouTex said:

Chocolate chip/chunk with extra chocolate and pecans

Chocolate chip/chunk with pecans

Chocolate chip/chunk

This pretty much sums it up for me, though if I could add a fourth cookie, it would be the Oatmeal Cranberry Orange cookies from Central Market.

For mass produced national brands, I enjoy the following:

Original Chips Ahoy - frozen

Girl Scout Thin Mints - frozen

Pepperidge Farms Milano

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3 hours ago, smuggs said:

 

Everyone knows that homemade is the best. But how can I prove that my Grandma's chocolate chip is vastly superior to your mom's piece of shit Oatmeal Raisin?

Store bought is the only route to a universally accepted, certifiable belt. And this is The Champion:

 

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That's not double stuffed.

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