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"She happens to be my daughter."

"Oh. Then I guess you have."

 

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Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? 

Not right now 

A girl’s gotta have her standards 

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I want you to think about what you've done Kent, and from now on, stop playing with yourself 

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Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?

 

 

(note I like to use that one at work from time to time when shit goes awry with my org)

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Think about what an exceptional 80s douchebag William Atherton was.  Real Genius, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Ghostbusters, and No Mercy.  

Brilliant, I say.  

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2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Think about what an exceptional 80s douchebag William Atherton was.  Real Genius, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Ghostbusters, and No Mercy.  

Brilliant, I say.  

He was an unbelievable bastard.

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Paul Gleason was a heck of an 80s douchebag character actor, too.  Between him and William Atherton, plus Hart Bochner playing Harry Ellis, Die Hard might just be the nexus of 80s movie douchebaggery.

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18 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Paul Gleason was a heck of an 80s douchebag character actor, too.  Between him and William Atherton, plus Hart Bochner playing Harry Ellis, Die Hard might just be the nexus of 80s movie douchebaggery.

Don't forget Robert Davi as Special Agent Johnson.  Also a Fratelli in The Goonies, Bond villain among others.

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I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said, "I drank what?"

Edited by fellside
Typo

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It is a moral imperative.

 

If only I could think of a way to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it: Nudity.

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I’ll catch up with you guys. I have to go to the bathroom.

OK Kent but I don’t think that’s going to help your confidence any. Do you?

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This, this is ice, this is what happens to water when it gets too cold.

This, this is Kent, this is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustraded.

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 Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

 

 

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I think this was the first movie I rented on VCR.  I always liked Bryan Adams One Night Love Affair, probably because of this movie.

 

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On 6/5/2019 at 9:19 PM, Neonmoon said:

Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? 

Not right now 

A girl’s gotta have her standards 

I had such a thing for Deborah Foreman back in the day:

foreman_deborah1.jpg

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14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I had such a thing for Deborah Foreman back in the day:

foreman_deborah1.jpg

Who didn't?

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Lulz.

But seriously, it's like when somebody on surly posts a picture of Kate Beckinsale, and someone else responds, "Wheelhouse."  Well no shit Sherlock, she's one of the hottest women alive, she's in just about everyone's wheelhouse-- except for Vic Mackey I suppose.

 

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4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Elton John, Richard Simmons, Barry Manilow, etc...

Eh. Nonsense. Just because you are attracted to members of one sex doesn't mean you wouldn't find members of the other sex attractive. All I'm saying is that, while I spend most of my time staring at any female T&A that happens by, if Chris Hemsworth propositioned me, I'd have a tough time saying "no."

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On 6/5/2019 at 9:49 PM, Lobo said:

Think about what an exceptional 80s douchebag William Atherton was.  Real Genius, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Ghostbusters, and No Mercy.  

Brilliant, I say.  

bro.  sugarland express. 

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