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    Francisco 2.0

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  1. Did anyone mention the possibility that the kid was trick or treating and hoping to find a house that was giving out Rhesus?
    50 points
  2. 25 points
  3. We’ve all been there, it’s Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don’t even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you’re trying to study film to come up with an even worse fake punt, and then you hear a monkey screeching and see a little pirate covered in blood running around your front yard and you pour another drink.
    25 points
  4. Translation: the kid fucked around and found out.
    19 points
  5. and those SEC fuckers said we weren't ready.
    17 points
  6. Does that monkey have any eligibility left? That's the kind of nastiness we've been missing on the o-line.
    17 points
  7. Get fucked, you piece of shit. The fact you or anyone has the mentality that it was a gun fight is why this country is going to shit. This used to be a country of ideas, and compromise, and conversation. The days of the city on on the hill as it relates to this country are dead, and it makes me sad.
    16 points
  8. That's a lot of words. I will tell you what I see. I see an old guy who watches Hannity, Tucker and Ingraham every night and believes what they say is the gospel so now he is afraid of his own shadow. I will continue to ridicule people like him because they are bad for this country. They are unable to think on their own and are being manipulated by a propaganda machine. If the Fox News lineup started telling people that being a Nazi is a good thing that dude in the video would be wearing a swastika and goose stepping his way to the voting booth, so no, I don't feel sorry for him.
    16 points
  9. No way the monkey maimed the kid as bad as she does the English language.
    16 points
  10. not to give away too much because you should listen to the Ja'Tavion Sanders interview yourself. He said something very interesting about execution "thing that happen in practice like drops, they were just happening to us in the game at key moments" These guys aren't good in practice either, it's not that they are awesome then something weird happens in game. They are making simple mistakes in practice and then in the game they make those simple mistakes as well. The interview was by far the most honest, transparent and best interview we've had with the burnt ends up to this point and you can tell that JT is doing his best to develop into something when his number gets called.
    15 points
  11. So who's getting these printed up? I'd totally buy a shirt with that on it
    15 points
  12. Get y’all’s act together before you start trying to mingle with us more sophisticated and genteel types over here in God’s conference. We fire coaches just for going to strip clubs or wrecking their motorcycles with their hired side piece.
    14 points
  13. Also, I had family members die in the 1565 Siege of Malta, so I would appreciate everyone pulling down any posts that directly or indirectly reference Suleiman the Magnificent, siege warfare, drawbridges or cannonballs.
    13 points
  14. I think you should go fuck your own face.
    11 points
  15. It’s a real fucking shame we aren’t playing Rice this weekend….
    11 points
  16. How hard is it to get a fucking Uber. This hits home to me because my good family friends just lost their mother after a fucking drunk driver ran her over while she was walking in her own neighborhood in front of her house. Driver was going 70 mph in a fucking neighborhood. I have no sympathy for Ruggs, enjoy prison...
    11 points
  17. Guarantee SID has told all the gutless wonders who cover Texas that they ask Sark about this they get their press credential pulled. That said let’s say we get out to a lead Saturday night and hold it for a win. Anybody ballsy enough to ask “So how did it feel to get that monkey off your back?” In post game.
    11 points
  18. What are the odds that ISU has a call picture sign with a monkey on it this week? 350%.
    11 points
  19. If you are going to throw those names, throw these out too - Coburn, Ovie, Davis. Wiley. Hell, Ford and Gbenda too. Ford played a lot in collapses versus OSU and BU. Adeoye. Our damn problems exist at every level. Calling out players for lack of effort is one thing but for you and others unloading your supposed knowledge is chickenshit especially when lacking objectivity and understanding. Who gives a shit what you think about the QB situation. You’re a dumbass hollering about Bush getting meaningful playing when he hasn’t played for shit the last two weeks. It may have been TCU where he didn’t play much either and only got lots of run versus OU because Jones got hurt. Hell, he’s the only one that actually drew a holding flag versus OU. But keep bitching about him cause his lack of playing time sure as hell has bolstered our pass rush and 4th quarter defense the last two weeks. Jones just came off a game in which somebody reviewed the tape and said he allowed no pressures. He screws up sure but if you don’t see the good and potential it’s cause your head is up your ass. Jerrin Thompson was the starter over Schooler but gave it up due to his poor performance against OU culminating with his incredibly weak effort on the final play. Thru OU I’m pretty damn certain Thompson played more snaps yet the bitching about Schooler is probably 10 times more and certainly more claims for Schooler to never see the field again. I said it elsewhere but Schooler was 3rd in tackles on a crappy Oregon team and had 4 INTs. So he was capable somewhere at some point. You also have two dudes who made the biggest plays on defense last week. But sure run em off cause everybody else is whipping ass. Heaven forbid if the dudes responsible for rushing the passer actually make a big play. If they get just 1 big sack against BU, who knows what happens. One fumble. Anything. Moore had a crappy game and somewhat of an up and down career, but he’s never done anything positive so throw his ass aside. Or maybe he’ll rebound like Worthy after TCU. And no shit he’s not as talented as Worthy. I’m not even sure why people bitch about Brewer. He’s a good team player. Catches the balls thrown to him. Kinda does what 90% of tight ends do throughout the country. Damn him for not being a superstar. You also have some juniors on there so I’d probably say Ojomo, Sweat and even guys like Adimora (he wasn’t particularly good last year) that haven’t played much should be on the DO NOT PLAY list. Let’s be honest Sweat and Ojomo haven’t produced like we’d all had hoped. You know Overshown he disappears at times and runs around blocks too much. That guy. That’s inexcusable for a senior. Queue the scheme excuse for some but not others. I don’t care for the scheme based on what we’ve got either. A lot of bitching about role players when our is issue is lacking star power particularly on defense. Or at least the guys we thought could be stars aren’t playing as such. I haven’t seen any practices, but it is quite possible that the effort and execution is complete dogshit for some. If that’s the case, they have no right to bitch about lack of playing time. There might be a few freshmen that could get some more run, but we’ve run a shit ton of guys out there and there aren’t many flashes. Collins is the one guy, but he’s getting opportunities now (and he was getting some earlier too) and we’re getting similar team results. Even though this is the internets, there’s a better way of stating let’s play the younger guys more. It’s just hard to imagine half you dudes not shitting your pants every other day in non football related activities the way you conduct yourselves here.
    11 points
  20. Here's what I've learned this week from Surly: - Don't mow other people's lawns. - When you get to the back gate, turn around for candy or a monkey might bite you.
    11 points
  21. Man imagine that. 3 ws appearances in 5 years and no *title* to show for it. Sad.
    10 points
  22. Prospect analysis: Gia the Monkey. University of Texas. Defensive Back. Height: 2' (unverified) Weight: 15 lbs (unverified) 40 time: 3.2 seconds (estimated) Vertical: 48" (estimated) Plusses: Tenacious, aggressive, super-human speed and athletic ability. Incredible change of direction skills Minuses: Undersized. Inexperienced, lack of football IQ. Questionable home life. Rumored to spend too much time in strip clubs. May border on being over-aggressive. Not sure if Gia can comprehend the playback. Is not a human being Overall grade: Free agent
    10 points
  23. I saw a guy get the shit beat out of him while refing an intramural basketball game at the real gregory gym. Out of respect for his caved in face, I'd like to request that RealGregGym change his handle, or preferably, stop posting here. Forever.
    10 points
  24. This story really ties the whole program together.
    10 points
  25. They could be helped somewhat if they weren't fooled by a certain political party supported by a certain media outlet that hammers home a message, repeatedly, that is intended to scare and dupe them.
    10 points
  26. A common request on this board, but it ain't happening. They're not identical but definitely looked similar when younger. Mrs GOTJ is still stunning (exercise, good diet, takes care of herself, etc.) Her sis has had 2 kids and pretty much let herself go after that. That actually brings up an epic fuck up by the FIL. About 15 years ago at a family gathering just as we're sitting down for dinner, drunk FIL says to his daughters "xxxx I'm glad you're fatter than xxxx. It's easier for me to tell you apart. " SIL burst into tears and ran out of the room. MIL slaps FIL hard across his back. BIL is mortified, turns red and runs after his wife to calm her down. And it was all I could do not to spit take my wine all over the table.
    10 points
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