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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/19/22 in all areas

  1. I am no Thujone, but my meager effort is humbly submitted to the masses.
    55 points
  2. No. We’re not even allowed to respect their decisions right now.
    38 points
  3. Look dickheads. That is the darkest red color i have on the program I was using. Next time you do it.
    33 points
  4. Bijan… A Longhorn legend… Kinda unbelievable that a young man of such high character committed to play for Tom Herman in the first place. I guess we lucked out.
    30 points
  5. Keep your seat belt on when you aren’t in the bathroom. Physics is a mother fucker.
    26 points
  6. Jalen Catalon posted on his instagram story that he is in Austin. https://www.instagram.com/stories/catalonjalen/2997020127565499723/
    22 points
  7. ORIGINALLY POSTED by WIDE-E-WIDE Dec 2006: After much deliberation, I will reluctantly tell the story of my family touring the Christmas lights in Waco last week. My wife told me about this thing at the beginning of December. To be honest I had forgotten all about it until the night before. I did not want to go. Call me a scrooge but riding around looking at electricity captured in colored bulbs is not my idea of entertainment. However, the kids were looking forward to it and apparently at some point I had agreed to do it. This little tour got us for 6 bucks a head. My wife, her parents, our 4 kids and I all went. Now I wasn’t a math major but that's $48 to ride around in a trolley and look at lights. WTF? (I found this out the day of) So we drive all the way the hell to downtown Waco and sit and wait for this trolley to take us on the tour. They’ve got a tree, Santa, hot cocoa- All that shit. Finally all the trolleys roll up and Shaquandra our official Christmas lights tour guide hops out and says “Y’all going to look at the lights?....(pause) Okay den let’s get our roll on!” My initial gripe is that the bitch is driving at mach speed and you can’t see shit but a blurry-ass Santa and the occasional Wal-Mart $9.99 wire light-up reindeer. My father-in-law asks if she could slow down a bit so that we could take pictures and appreciate the lights a little more..(his words not mine). By this time I’ve already leaned over and whispered in my wife’s ear “$48 for this shit?” She gives me the obligatory elbow and “stop being like that” We roll along for about 15 minutes looking at every tacky piece of shit overkill light extravaganza in East Waco. Suddenly we get on the highway and start heading to the other side of town. We ride for a good 12-15 minutes without seeing a single damn house decorated. So I lean over to the wife again and say “umm where the hell are we going?” Elbow “shut up” and all that again. Shaquandra has Mariah Carey’s Christmas cd blasting and we just getting our roll on...and then it happened. Signs and streets started to look really familiar. My oldest daughter says “hey there’s HEB.” As in the HEB right down the road from our house (approx. 1/2 mile) I lean over to the wife again “This bitch better not turn right at this light!” What does the driver do????? That’s right folks, fucking turns right and heads right to our neighborhood. Not only our neighborhood “BUT OUR FUCKING STREET!! I am just at a loss for words by this point. I cannot believe this is happening. Street after street, house after house for a good 30 minutes. The driver is going on and on about “oooh like over thurr- look at the Santa up on the roof kids.” I know bitch “I'M THE ONE THAT FUCKING PUT HIS FAT ASS UP THERE LAST WEEK" I can’t type this anymore it's just too painful. The point is, we spent almost $50 to look at the Christmas lights in our own damn neighborhood. My wife just hung her head in shame. I’ll be in charge of Christmas spirit next year thank you very much.
    21 points
  8. Loftin: “So we’re clear right? No Texas Longhorns in the SEC….ever!” Slive:
    20 points
  9. What do I have to do with the travel conversation? Are you confusing me with another poster? I can't think of anything more boring for this thread than a pros/cons intraconference travel discussion, so I would appreciate being able to continue to ignore it. Miami is fucking with the wrong school if they're going to try to outgun someone on NIL. That criminal they have backing them with his ponzi scheme money isn't going to be enough. And if they did do something stupid, they'd pay for it well into the future. This seems like Orangebloods clickbaiting bullshit, honestly. Or, maybe Cristobal is doing the Jimbo Fisher thing where he fails to realize that this is 2022 now and we have a machine gun too, ho ho ho. It is funny watching all of these programs that formerly lived with the competitive advantage of being willing to pay for players when other schools wouldn't now attempt to figure out how to still make that work. Cristobal is one of those simple idiots that will completely fail at his job if everything is equal on the recruiting landscape. He's a truly terrible fucking coach and so is his staff of has-beens and limp dicks.
    19 points
  10. That's great, but I've actually met Evan Stewart.
    19 points
  11. Bet that tweet has aggy shitting maroon carrots.
    18 points
  12. In case anyone was worried about a late flip by Sydir, seems unlikely given that he's already had a public signing ceremony.
    16 points
  13. Since turbulence can be unpredictable, this seems more of a lesson on why they have the seatbelt sign on so damn much.
    16 points
  14. Hey you two weren’t born lawyers. That was a choice.
    16 points
  15. Ah, a real engineering school.
    16 points
  16. New York Democratic Party oppo research team this morning.
    15 points
  17. Wordle 548 2/6 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    15 points
  18. 14 points
  19. Gotta find a new starting word. Wordle 548 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #332 4/6 (100%) 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 329 9️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    14 points
  20. Wordle 548 3/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    14 points
  21. Wordle 548 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Three birdies in a row and no work this week. Gonna be a good day, Tater.
    14 points
  22. I suggest this thread not continue being the shitfight it's become. Not saying valid points aren't being scored, but we're really off course here. We shouldn't have any part in bombing the Yemenese. We absolutely should be supporting Ukraine. I don't see the former as defining any party; our policy in the MidEast has been extraordinarily stupid and brutal even by our own standards for decades. Ukraine has divided along party lines to the shame of the GOP which is a pity because they don't have a sense of shame. Lastly, we only have one political party right now. The other political force is a fascist threat to the republic operating at an astoundingly high level of criminality absolutely devoid of moral or scruple. Trump embodies that. Back to his pathetic downfall.
    14 points
  23. The wife portal is an interesting concept. My wife would take one look at it and try to buy it and hang it on the wall.
    13 points
  24. Just talked to a source who confirmed with me that New Iberia (La.) Westgate four-star safety Derek Williams will sign on Wednesday. Texas is also expecting that to happen. However, a late push from Miami is something to monitor. We'll have more if we get it, but this recruitment is being kept tight-lipped.
    13 points
  25. He woke up thinkin how much he can increase his aggie "NIL" by dropping vague hints about potentially transferring.
    13 points
  26. Wordle 548 3/6 heh ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    13 points
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