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Texas 2021 Recruiting Class Review: The Penthouse, the Outhouse & the Big House
closetojumping posted a topic in 🤫$9.95🤫,
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immamac,Texas Athletics - The Business
immamac posted a topic in Football,
https://www.on3.com/teams/texas-longhorns/news/texas-athletics-totaled-331-9-million-in-revenue-in-fy-2024-thanks-to-the-most-profitable-football-program-in-the-sec/
Beyond the title, which is not inflated or bullshit. Texas Football by itself was responsible for over 204M in revenue and the next closest SEC school was sub 150M.
Football by itself operated with a 139M surplus.
Absolutely fucking staggering numbers.
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immamac,Why we struggle running vs Georgia
Thatguy posted a topic in Football,
Below we are running our signature OZ. GEORGIA IS IN NICKEL DESPITE US HAVING TWO TIGHT ENDS ON THE FIELD(12 personnel). This is where Sarkisian's stubbornness is bare ass naked for all to see. We should spread Georgia out an run on them like other teams do. But no we make the distance shorter for them to get to the LOZ. Some of you have heard me say you cannot beat Georgia by playing in a phone booth. This play is an example of that. At the snap Juan Davis(81) come across the formation to cut off backside pursuit freeing Helm up to climb to the backside LB. The line is dancing to left. Majors climbs to the second level to find work. That would make for a nice hole but Conner gets whipped immediately and Wisner has to move on. The edge would've looked pretty good but Golden runs right past the nickel. Wisner sees it, cuts it up, and just tries to get what he can.
SEC Championship Game Texas vs Georgia - YouTube.mp4
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immamac,CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"
Horn of Gabriel posted a topic in Football,
Nov 27, 2024
“Culture + Talent = Dangerous”
This school has always had the talent part down. Anyone who’s ever been to Austin understands why talented people kind of naturally want to be here. But now that we have a culture to match it, I mean, that’s just really, really bad news for every other team in the nation.
We are back to where we belong. Playing for all the marbles.
The Blueprint is there.
Now it’s time to execute.
Go out there and get one for your brother.
Sincerely,
CJ
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immamac,Burnt Ends Jordan Washington interview on OTF
immamac posted a topic in Football,
sign up if you want to support Jordan and the other TE's.
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immamac,Post in Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
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noun- When one derives amusement from watching people lose their minds online because another school hired away their baseball coach.

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immamac,Season 7 Episode 3 - What's in this Kool-Aid?
immamac posted a topic in Football,
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2024 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Who’s a JAG now?
sith_horn posted a topic in Football,
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Post in 2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Hiphopopotamos posted a post in a topic,
Houston Texans:
Jacques Cesaire DL coach - 5 years at Univ of San Diego as DL coach, 9 years as DE for San Diego Chargers
Rod Wright Asst DL Coach
Green Bay Packers:
Jerry Montgomery DL coach -11 years in college at OU, Michigan, Wyoming. Last 9 years in NFL
Detroit Lions:
John Scott Jr. DL Coach - First year in Detroit. Previously coached at Penn St., South Carolina, and Arkansas
Wayne Blair QC - Long time Florida HS head coach, spent last two years coaching DLine in Detroit. Played at Tulane and CFL
Buffalo Bills:
Marcus West Asst D-Line - Prior to joining Bills in 2022 spent 14 years as college D-Line coach (Charlotte, Minn, Austin Peay)
San Francisco 49ers:
Darryl Tapp Asst D-Line - 12 year NFL veteran. Coached D-Line at V-Tech for 2 seasons. Joined 49ers in 2022.

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immamac,Post in How did/are you dealing with it?
TreatyOak posted a post in a topic,
That's because we had our championship window of opportunity, which is now closed.
Why? Because now we face another, more potent opponent. The Fightin' Aggies of Texas A&M University.
They have THE best traditions in all of college. Plus, they've already surpassed us in baseball and basketball. Don't believe me? Consider this recent post from TexasAgs: "We've already surpassed them in baseball and basketball."
What's more, they demonstrated an unquenchable commitment to success when they paid a coach $78 MILLION to leave. That's right. $78 million to a coach they had presented a future national championship trophy to stop coaching, and they did it mid-season without a replacement locked-in. While it seems like this is poor financial management by their athletic department, it shows a spirit of winning we could only dream about.
Now, they've brought in a coach who gets them. That's right. He EMBRACES their traditions. And he has a great nickname, The Elk, which pairs with The Station quite nicely. We don't even have an amazing nickname for our city.
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Finally, when you compare the two football programs, A&M comes out ahead. As many of their posters continually point out, they faced a much better Alabama team than we did AND ALMOST WON. Plus, they paid tribute to their near-win against the second-best team in the Big 12.
Now that they've moved on from many of their players from the best recruiting class of all time, and have had multiple highly ranked recruits opt out, they are ready to win even more championships with hardworking farm boys from small towns.
Thanks for indulging my meltdown. I'm skeered real good.

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immamac,You can now sign in with Google and Microsoft Accounts
immamac posted a topic in Please do this better?,
Sign ups should also be significantly faster/easier for new people to join the conversation.
Existing members go here to link your google account: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/settings/login/?service=3
and here to link your msft account: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/settings/login/?service=8
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Contact Your Coon-Ass Friends To Prepare Their Cyber Anus
Gatorubet posted a topic in Daily Texan,
Is it bad that they have my name, address, Social Security number and birth date other Barry?
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RGBIII's Houston Happy Hour- Burnt Ends cup giveaway at Pinkertons BBQ
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Post in Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!
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Post in Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!
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Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!
RGBIII posted an article in 2021 Season,
Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!
Burnt Ends- NIL Program.pptx
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TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT*
THUJONE posted a topic in Football,
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Surly Horns Podcast Season 2 Episode 22 - Featuring Closetojumping
immamac posted a topic in Podcasts,
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