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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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*I guarantee you read that in his voice, didn't you?- Why won't Nikki Haley be the first female POTUS?
*Nimra-ta-ta's. "Hell, she isn't even smart enough to know she needs to get a good set of fake ta-tas, if you know what I mean. Look at your excellent First Lady - she's got the best ones, everyone says they are the best. And Ivanka - she's going to be my Vice President & WOW, would you look at the ones on her? After I'm President again, she will go to the Middle East & one look at her set, those Hamas fighters will want a piece - I mean want peace. Everyone is saying it, I have heard. But Nimra-no-Tata's, she's not the one for you OR me & of course you know it."- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Ask who she voted for PotUS in '16 & '20. Does that match your preferences? What's her religious particulars? What is her preferences re: abortion? Fun date stuff: Get the "Book of Questions" & start asking each other bits from rando pages. As noted [emoji3595], get a LONG look @ her mother... will that even remotely resemble something you will be attracted to in 20 ~ 30 years? & Finally, ask her point blank if she will be giving blowjobs¹ when you're both 60? (You may think I'm joking, but read this entire thread & you'll see I'm not) ¹to you.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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[we live remote / rural, in case you didn't know... & +95% of our TV viewing is OTA / antenna... dish is for ViaSat / internet] Her: "Very few TV channels are coming in. It must be the wind."- Post a pic that makes you lol
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- What The Fuck Is Wrong With You, Kentucky?
So what if he buys hardware from McCoy's- Why won't Nikki Haley be the first female POTUS?
....- Because, Florida...
Pro tip: Tap them kinda gently on the end of the nose & then hold your finger very close to the tip, it will open wide for maybe 5 seconds. Apply Anole to your ear & receive the desired clampdown. It doesn't hurt. Removal is actually more difficult than installation.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
No hot chocolate. How is this difficult to understand?- Land/Housing Dispute
We are all still hoping to see a pic of the offending concrete emencroachment.- Ethiopian Airlines 737 Max crashes killing 157
Suuure... as if outsourcing to private industry with no oversight is a bad thing. C'mon... next thing you know, you're gonna say we need private armies because the ACTUAL army cannot get things done. [emoji848]- Because, Florida...
This wasn't an issue when I lived in Broward County (28 years ago). The accelerated population from some let loose iguanas hit warp speed around 2005 or something like that. The cold weather is actually appreciated by people who want to reduce the population. PS... Lizard earrings is also a thing. You weren't a true Floridian if you never did this as a kid [pic].- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
HER plan is that you mention something you did - maybe flirted with the cute checkout girl @ the grocery store 18 years ago... & She has Ø to add other than to see what you would come up with. It's-A-Trap.jpg/AckbarFootball ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate DonationsBack to topAccount
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