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Droopy

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  1. Capitol Tailgater? Same, homie. Best one out there.
  2. Are you sure that's not 89%? Seems low. Still Hot AF
  3. “…Telling jokes, shooting pool on the other side of town.” Love me some CB.
  4. Correct. Bowlsby is just a complete imbecile for not having any clue this was/is/will happen. I guess you probably don't really care about your job when you pull that much cash. Lazy bitch. Correct. This is just a large scale coaching change and nothing more. Hot coach gets offer from larger school and moves. The dominoes fall behind them as every other coach jockey's for position and the potential pay raise as a result. Not sure how, but the narrative is that Texas is the big bad evil empire. Well, fine. Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers are the draw anyway. Suck on our Schwartz, CFB! On a side note, I'm still pulling for Ok St, ISU, and Tech to land some place nice, but the rest can EABOD and DIAF.
  5. Wife and I have a favorite restaurant, we go twice a month for date nights, at least. We have a favorite table/waitress and both are great. We know the menu backwards and forwards. We come often enough that they know our names and have our menus ready to go when we enter the place.The waitress knows us and we damn near send her a family Christmas card. Wife spends the short drive over talking about what she’s going to eat. How much she can’t wait to eat it. Yet, here we are at nut cutting time and… Me: Hello, Mira, good evening. We’ll have the usual bottle of wine and I’ll have the chicken parm. Wife: …I’m… I’m just not sure. Do you have any…? (Asks for something she knows isn’t on the menu and they don’t make it.) [this is the part that pisses me the fuck off the most] Wife: Oh? Hmmmm… (waitress and I look at each other and back at wife) hmmmm… well, I guess I’m going to need a minute. Me: Thank you, Mira. We may need two bottles tonight. Hahaha. Wife: I should probably just get what I said I’d get in the car. SMGDH
  6. … for tOSU, so who gives a fuck. The only reason to care will be if he’s in the portal in 2 years.
  7. I have no doubt. I’m sure the day your domino falls, Texas will some how be blamed for it finally happening.
  8. It is. Moose out front should have told you that Texas is the giver and taker of life, the reason that the SWC, Big XII, Big 8, Big East, Biggie Smalls, Tupac, Cobain, and chivalry are all no longer with us. Rinse and repeat, same as it ever was. "Haven't you heard, Daddy's Bowlsby's gone crazy? Haven't you heard... Momma Texas is gone..." - George Strait
  9. This is a worthless post, other than to say how fucking pumped I am for this season to begin. I'm going to Vegas this weekend to party and do a fantasy draft and lay some money down. CAN'T WAIT FOR TEXAS FOOTBALL TO BEGIN! 🤘
  10. I’m betting no matter what happens in the GA vs Clemson game, Clemson is going to the Playoff and will probably win the whole thing. They are stacked.
  11. Stickers are expensive, yo! Have you seen the price of Steak, Gas, Stickers?
  12. I originally had him in there but his record was 0-0. But, looking back, that's another example of how far they had fallen as well. They hired a guy from Washington (fucking) State to coach their team. They were grasping at any straw that would hove into their field of vision. They were in the Atlantic Ocean scrambling for a piece of wood and located a life raft with two oars and a small outboard after so many sinking doors.
  13. It's from a movie called, "Little Man Tate", which was also fiction. The definition in the context I was using it was, "Someone who is being rude, offensive, or insulting to you."
  14. I always bitched at players with this injury, until I got it. Fuck, I couldn't imagine trying to cut and run on my foot that had it. Like an ice pick in your foot/tendon/toe.
  15. Sark said the O and D were ok, but the Special Teams were explosive, with Card kicking most of the punts to Thompson and Thompson making all his FG attempts inside the 40. $9.95
  16. Fan Fiction is best Fiction. Guess what it was like at bama when Mike Shula, Mike DuBose, and Dennis Franchione were coaching bama? Nick made them forget, but let’s not pretend it was 1 dude back then too. Those mouth breathing leptons were getting nothing but shit sandwiches from conference mates and their boosters were going out of their way to get the ship back on course. I mean, Franchione left that shithole for college station. If that doesn’t tell you how bad they were, I don’t know what to tell you.
  17. I feel like we got the coach we thought Herman was going to be. Sark is going to take chances and put his foot on team's throats. As someone wise and all knowing once said, "Sark, please stunt on these hoes!"
  18. Just purchased. Also got the Allbirds, because the Nike and Air Jordans look like ass my dude.
  19. This thread has been officially Derka'd. Cut, print, check the gate. Moving along...
  20. Droopy

    2021 Drunk Thread

    I am currently drunk and high. Went to the Austin FC game and left at half time. I’m now watching “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” Enjoy your evening, Surl.
  21. What a fail. @immamac could you please move this to the For Sale forum?
  22. I have 4 tickets for tonight’s game against Portland. $40 each (paid $55) Sec 120, Row 10, seats 9-12
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