Who gives a fuck? It makes no difference. They can do it all game, just win baby. Also, Everyone hates Texas, so they play their little hearts out and really really try. We still win and they go home hating Texas. Rinse, Repeat.
In order:
1. Yes they did. You are correct.
2. The neighbors hate your guts, but they like your pool and want to eat your food.
3. Yes they did. No it will not. (Everyone is who they are, dipshit.)
4. This dude's wife is unsatisfied and he smells his own farts.
5. Good, spend your money on something that returns a profit.
6. You got it, numbnuts. Nobody outside of your shitty town will care one bit if it goes away.
7. Yup!
8. Please go independent. Please?
9. You did this to yourselves. Reap what you have sown.
10. You thought that girl invited you to the party because she liked you? Nope, she was hoping your hot friend from Austin would show up to bang her. Hold our beer.