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Droopy

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  1. It's from the Lone Star Showdown twitter account. That was the stupid stat tracker that showed how badly Texas kicked the shit out of aggy each year, that they never won. Maybe they one once, maybe. Nobody really gave a shit about it.
  2. Yup, but what you can’t tell is this photo is from the back of the room, with every one staring at aggy waiting for their vote. Come on Figurelli, you can do it. We know it hurts, but you’ll be fine, you snaggle tooth dipshit.
  3. This is very well said and 100% truth. And, if the people gnashing their teeth are truthful with themselves they know it's been this way for a while now.
  4. @immamac we really need a yawn emoji. I'd also take an eye roll emoji for the passive aggressive folks.
  5. Who gives a fuck? It makes no difference. They can do it all game, just win baby. Also, Everyone hates Texas, so they play their little hearts out and really really try. We still win and they go home hating Texas. Rinse, Repeat. In order: 1. Yes they did. You are correct. 2. The neighbors hate your guts, but they like your pool and want to eat your food. 3. Yes they did. No it will not. (Everyone is who they are, dipshit.) 4. This dude's wife is unsatisfied and he smells his own farts. 5. Good, spend your money on something that returns a profit. 6. You got it, numbnuts. Nobody outside of your shitty town will care one bit if it goes away. 7. Yup! 8. Please go independent. Please? 9. You did this to yourselves. Reap what you have sown. 10. You thought that girl invited you to the party because she liked you? Nope, she was hoping your hot friend from Austin would show up to bang her. Hold our beer.
  6. I’m here for the gang bang. - Texas
  7. Fuck that. I will never rep or cheer for the conference. It’s Texas vs everyone else. The other schools don’t give a fuck about you and the It just means more bullshit means nothing unless you win.
  8. Damn, that's sad. I liked his coaching, even with Free Shoes University and all.
  9. See, this is the type of player that would go to an out of state school, do well, and you'd hear all about how Texas missed on them or couldn't close the deal. Suck it, out of state schools. Hook 'em, Austin!
  10. Cool. Didn’t mention being in Texas, but thanks for the pro tip.
  11. That’s the thing. These are random people I do not know or are unfamiliar acquaintances. They see the Texas hat/shirt and just start with the unrequested opinions about the team/coaches/schedule. I also do not engage them. My issue is that these motherfuckers are licking their chops like never before and are brazen enough to talk shit in public to a random person they don’t know about my favorite fucking team and alma mater. I want these dipshits to come close to the body, sniff around, then see our eyes focused on them and to have our fucking figurative hand around their collective throats before they know what the fuck hit them. Make them get the fuck back in their shitty once-a-decade motherfucking lane. These are not people that think. These are people that wait for their meathead friends to stand behind them before they start really talking shit. Pussies, to put it plainly. Also, not drunk. Might smoke later though. Rant over.
  12. I’m just ready for the season to start already. Every dipshit I run into that isn’t a Texas fan and discovers that I am, begins to pontificate about how bad our season will be and the levels of embarrassment awaiting yet ANOTHER head coach for the Longhorns that will most likely fail because of X, Y or Z. These motherfuckers need some god damn crow to chew, like fucking stat! Baseless arguments of hopes and dreams of Texas losing all our games and going away forever like it’s their wettest of dreams can fuck right off! These motherfuckers are whistling past the graveyard in their thought process and I’m ready to not talk shit or bring up their schools one bit because I don’t give enough of a fuck about them to waste my time. What I do want is to see these asshats at the end and smile knowing their dream turned into their worst nightmare because the Longhorns came out and imposed their will on CFB landscape and forced the issue. I’m not saying we win it all or get a conference championship but we are going to be a tough fucking out motherfuckers. Motherfuckers are gonna learn. Laugh now. Talk shit now. Get in as much as you can now. That is going to be a tough pill at the end of the season. Hate us, because they ain’t us. Hook ‘em 🤘🏼 motherfuckers.
  13. Rev’ern!
  14. Every Aggy girl/wife I know is 2 bills for sure. Every Aggy mom I’ve ever met was over 2 bills.
  15. Yeah, they could’ve done better. The wife and I travel and go to away games. I’d love to see a game at Jack Trice.
  16. I have 3 “junk” drawers. 3. (Yes, I’ve tried to clean them and use them for other things.) Is this a sub account of the Wives/Girlfriend thread?
  17. Dooooooooooooosh. Maybe in a bar with friends and people cheering you on after 10 previous beers, but with one friend on his phone in the stands, next to nobody acting like you’re about to win a pussy eating contest, AND THE FUCKING GAME IS STILL UNDECIDED? That’s a douche move. “Hey, douche. Yeah, stop being one, thanks.” -Mgmt.
  18. Close? They will be undefeated and ripe for a loss. We will be 2-0 against those dipshits this year. Motherfucker said “close”. SMH
  19. Still better seats than being in that weak ass stadium. Got some aggy-like seats in that corner.
  20. Profile pic checks out.
  21. 5 head
  22. Aside from being aggy, what the hell is this supposed to be really? That set looks like it was put together for comic-con. Shit's weak.
  23. I agree and will get there, eventually, in the off season, but the loss still stings. The future is bright and I'm looking forward to the development of the players and getting back to Omaha, but I had hotels and reservations for this week and disappointed I won't be there to watch the Horns. That being said, I'm still proud of the team and all they accomplished this year. Hook 'em!
  24. RICO? Rut-Row, Raggy!
  25. Still very, salty at the moment. Pissed we didn't shut the door or score more, but we were there. So close.
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