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Herpa Derpa

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  1. She went on to say it was “just a given” she would keep her mouth shut about the apparent depravity, insisting: “Who would believe it anyway? Because the whole town was doing it. Nobody cares. They’re all swingers. It’s all a big party to them. It was just so normal.”
  2. If I knew the gravesite location, I'd have a regular place to piss.
  3. Just make sure you have a good accountant cuz that strategy will land you in the Bezos' range of wealth and all the tax headaches that entails.
  4. In a negotiation? I'm aghast!
  5. You're right, why the fuck would a kid from Taiwan look up to a Taiwanese-American who played in the NBA and currently plays for the New Taipei Kings of the Taiwanese Professional Basketball League. And another likes a guy regarded as the greatest sprinter of all-time. Kids hate running fast. You are the dumbest fucking twat to ever shadow the earth.
  6. People used to worry about Oklahoma State. There's always shuffling of middle management.
  7. They found love in a hopeless place.
  8. Never trust or rely on law enforcement as your best interests are always at the bottom of the list while theirs will always be paramount. If a cop is talking, he's probably lying. A profession where you have almost zero accountability for wrongful actions will always attract the worst among us. No surprise the culture is rotten to the core.
  9. Which begs the question, which is worse? To use a Love Actually quote in a college football ranking thread in August in 2025? Or to admit that you recognize a Love Actually quote in a college football ranking thread in August in 2025?
  10. First step is to stop calling those people conservatives. Never were.
  11. Janitors also know how to fill a bucket.
  12. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who rolled out the red carpet that he was descending the plane steps and the band had played the first note of the War Hymn when he took Sharpe's call to turn around.
  13. Carolina Defense was dead last in the League last year and they ran out over 30 different defensive players last night. Just saying...
  14. White+Woke=Whote. A gender neutral non-biased dildo under 6 inches.
  15. Weird, I'm pretty sure millions of parents have given away their children. https://adoptioncouncil.org/ https://adoptuskids.org/ https://www.hope4kids.com/about
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