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Herpa Derpa

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  1. I can't, it has real potential for a wheels-off season.
  2. Career track says he enjoys variety. And since he already got pimp slapped by the Dodgers in the Fall Classic playing for the AL, maybe he's just looking for something different.
  3. Are you trying to tell me William Mack Brown was being a disingenuous fuck in an act of pouty self-victimization? Shocking.
  4. It's still crapping the bed even when it's uncontrollable diarrhea that last for 84+ years.
  5. TIL Moffitt likes to bake cakes and cookies.
  6. Cashman has yet to put together a complete roster this decade so I wouldn't hold my breath he won't fuck it up like he did when Cano walked. If you're focusing on the contract details, you're missing the forest for the trees. Cohen just bigdicked the Yankees for a HOF player that from all reports loved his time in the Bronx. The real winner of the tussle won't be known for years, but Hal just got shown the backhand and there's not a single thing Yankee fan can do to stop it from happening again whenever Cohen has an itch. The Madoffs are gone and the cross-town team now has an owner that spends and a real baseball man in Stearns. Just be thankful the Mets have a tougher road in the NL so the embarrassment will be limited in the near future.
  7. Haha, you bought a car from a dealer. Probably pay to put air in your tires too.
  8. Post-Austin Powers era:
  9. Forrest Hump
  10. I believe the correct terminology is whether he pitches or catches.
  11. We all did. But somebody shot him first.
  12. They have no punter and Texas is not ready for a possible fake. Fireable.
  13. Is what is. So tantalizingly close you can taste it. But you never get the bite.
  14. There is, you lose the auto bid and bye and have to play an extra game. Anything more is not a detriment but punishment.
  15. The Ernie and Bernie Show
  16. Aggy 5 star is true junction boy. Texas 5 star is highest bidder mercenary.
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