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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Haha, you bought a car from a dealer. Probably pay to put air in your tires too.
  2. Post-Austin Powers era:
  3. Forrest Hump
  4. I believe the correct terminology is whether he pitches or catches.
  5. We all did. But somebody shot him first.
  6. They have no punter and Texas is not ready for a possible fake. Fireable.
  7. Is what is. So tantalizingly close you can taste it. But you never get the bite.
  8. There is, you lose the auto bid and bye and have to play an extra game. Anything more is not a detriment but punishment.
  9. The Ernie and Bernie Show
  10. Aggy 5 star is true junction boy. Texas 5 star is highest bidder mercenary.
  11. How do you look in a tight skirt?
  12. Usual aggy game of telephone. A dimwit concern trolled with the fact 7/9 of the top rated recruits were skill players and aggy coupled that with the fact Fasusi chose OU. Of course, the later Terry addition at DL is conveniently ignored. It's been about an hour since I last wandered into the abyss of aggy so I assume it is now verified fact they signed the better "overall" class and Texas will struggle to field an OL and DL next season. And poor dumb Sark just keeps chasing 5 stars while Elko is smart enough to know they just don't fit the aggy culture.
  13. First you start a brisket. Then you forget you started a brisket. Then you leave the forgotten on the heat for three days. Then you choke on it like a hotshot coach running from competition.
  14. Complete lack of decency is apparent no matter the times.
  15. Worry about NET or worry about getting prepared for March. I'll choose the latter.
  16. That sounds illegal. /aggy lawyer
  17. I don't think The Big House was really that bad after the 1st quarter. Or were you talking about Nashville? An average Thursday night at your local Chili's. Except some of the Chili's patrons will manage to go on the offensive and score before the end of the night. Disagree all you want. There was not a single member of the Texas program that was the least bit intimidated for a nanosecond during that game. It is a fanbase of idiots, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing. Stop supporting the fraud that is aggy delusion.
  18. They s'posed to be ACC.
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