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Herpa Derpa

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  1. I don't think The Big House was really that bad after the 1st quarter. Or were you talking about Nashville? An average Thursday night at your local Chili's. Except some of the Chili's patrons will manage to go on the offensive and score before the end of the night. Disagree all you want. There was not a single member of the Texas program that was the least bit intimidated for a nanosecond during that game. It is a fanbase of idiots, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing. Stop supporting the fraud that is aggy delusion.
  2. They s'posed to be ACC.
  3. Eh, replace the Manfred man with the golden bat in the 10th and lets see how it works.
  4. With Queen Gadot.
  5. I know it may come as a shock to the rigid gatekeepers of the Church, but the pews have always been full when the clowns come to town.
  6. A pro knows that woman will not be able to provide a single bit of evidence not already captured on video. And he positioned himself with apparent knowledge of the camera angle, another sign it's a pro. A pro does the job without concern for the plebians. Not to mention killing an innocent bystander can bring a lot more heat than the target alone. As noted, the shock of it all generally makes an eyewitness worthless for meaningful leads. Do the job and quietly walk away and they'll be remembering the wrong height and hair color before you've turned the corner. /pro tip
  7. 50 years on the planet. Married with kids. Taking in at least $10 mil a year. Top of your heap. Walking tall. And then you feel a pain in your leg and poof you're gone.
  8. He may not be tanned, he may not be rested, but I'm sure he's ready.
  9. Crib notes on his belly.
  10. And went 2&Q in 2 out of 3 of those appearances with the last one ending on an embarrassing beatdown at the hands of the guy who replaced him. Standards. Maybe you'll eventually get that chicken pregnant.
  11. Elko: Think CDC would be willing to steal me too? Sark: Nah, we're all good. But try not to lose to the B12 in the Texas Bowl.
  12. So does Goldblum represent Bezos or Musk?
  13. I'm getting Craig through the Varsity app. Pain in the ass to navigate but finally found it.
  14. Gonna have to shut it down at least a year to force the union to accept a cap. Painful times ahead.
  15. Sounds like you need to step up your overbearing coaching of the lads if they're gonna get that scholly.
  16. You already did.
  17. That fuck is gonna take another job, isn't he?
  18. Lil Smokie in the Grand Canyon...
  19. Mental illness in a bikini.
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