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Herpa Derpa

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  1. True, but this was him at 16:
  2. So it was the Crypto bros all along. Now the real comedy can commence. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/wnba/2025/08/07/wnba-sex-toys-green-dildo-crypto-meme-coin/85551443007/
  3. Setting aside the minimal physical danger of being hit by a thrown piece of rubber/silicone, yes, I think it is hilarious. I also find the Streisand effect response of the players and league to be high comedy. I also find the usual response of the American Prude to be hysterically comical. All in all, this meaningless molehill has brought loads of humor in the dog days of summer as we all await fall sports. You can also get off your parental high horse. Your children are your responsibility and none of us are obligated to consider their age or maturity level. That is your job. If you avoid having uncomfortable conversations about sex and sexual politics with your daughters throughout their childhood, then you are not doing your job. Teach your children to be well-adjusted adults, not sheltered snowflakes that wilt at the thought of a dildo.
  4. Motto worthy. Keep your 11 year old off social media, especially Barstool.
  5. And that they never were even at a young age. Texas is a blue blood. Alabama was the only blue blood in the SEC until Texas and 0U joined. For the other schools it wasn't just a young pretty thing being hired for the secretary pool, it was a Miss America winner being named CEO. The jelly will only increase as the new boss continues to make money moves and expose the deadweight in the company.
  6. Contaminated crime scene, myopic and biased investigation, questionable and extremely flawed prosecutions. It was a perfect storm of fuckups. Everyone was in CYA mode in the aftermath destroying any hope for a true investigation.
  7. Good stuff. Next week has potential to be a classic:
  8. When Parker Livingstone was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name on top.
  9. I don't think the team plays this week.
  10. We see the song title, now tell us the artist so proper judgement can be made. Cure, Bareilles, Murray, Damned?
  11. My 15 minutes of wiki med school says removal is usually done when the cancer has penetrated the bladder muscle.
  12. Maybe you were in Illinois.
  13. Wait until you learn about the diamond racket. We've valued a long list of useless things through the millenia. Shells and feathers once made you king.
  14. This week don't feel so good. Rise is a criminally underrated jam that should be on every soundtrack for every hip movie ever made.
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