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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Some guys don't dig lingerie models with legs all day that turn into Academy Award winners. NTTIAWWT.
  2. Some folks spend their entire lives in yesterday, never thinking about tomorrow, and never noticing today. It is easier to worship the past than confront the future. Chris Beard might have been, but he wasn't, and never will be.
  3. That's because they are all watching Florida-UConn. Perfect time to release the news.
  4. Bless your heart if you believe you can offend me. But I do pity those near you.
  5. Certainty is the hallmark of ignorance.
  6. Not yet. I'm looking forward to watching the meltdown when they struggle with a challenge.
  7. Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre.
  8. Some folks are just cunts. RT was a key reason for the emergence of Texas basketball onto the national stage under Barnes. Kevin Durant came to Austin because of him. He stepped down from a HC position to become an assistant under Beard in a move to return Texas to the level of expectation he helped create. He stepped in and took over during some of the worst days of the program and kept things together to deliver one of the best seasons in program history. Rodney Terry gave more sweat, blood, and tears to the University of Texas Men's Basketball program than any of us ever could. Any comments to him other than "thank you" are spoken by a cunt.
  9. To be fair, it was a miracle he got something right.
  10. Only 2 out 112 teams have gone First Four to Final Four. That's just blind chance.
  11. Probably ended when they started hooking up with scrubs.
  12. It's really not that hard. You go to ESPN, click on the Watch link, click on the Schedule link, click on Baseball in the drop down, click on your game, enter your TV provider log in, Easy peasy. If it's too hard, maybe the internet isn't for you.
  13. There's a multiverse where the janitor brought the boxes Naismith asked for instead of peach baskets and everyone is playing boxball.
  14. been fucked the last couple of years.
  15. Same, but watching the trailer on IMAX was spectacular. Felt like I was on the track making the turns.
  16. I'm willing to be drained by all of them. Even at the same time if they're insistent.
  17. It's not every year you can say with certainty you were at the very least the 69th best team in the nation.
  18. Spring in the southeast means rain every weekend. Be ready for anything.
  19. That's an awful lot of words to just say derp.
  20. Just another reason not to have pre-season rankings. Rankers take weeks to admit their obvious mistakes. Ranking any team with a first-time head coach as #1 before they even played a game was fucking amateur hour. Just a staggeringly stupid position to take. But aggy gonna aggy and always believe the bullshit they tell themselves. Even the seemingly normal aggy like Kendall. He's shown himself to have subconscious biases which affect his analysis.
  21. It was a decent little sci-fi flick. Over two hours but probably could have used a bit more exploration of the themes. I kept feeling there were missing scenes or dialogue that would have solidified everything. One thought I had based on the comment "two time loser" about the Ruffalo character was that it was intended to be a veiled caricature that had to be altered in editing with the election outcome. But it was also a fairly generic slimy politician. Those teeth.
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