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Herpa Derpa

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  1. they wouldn't be aggy.
  2. Bill Randa was eaten by a Skullcrawler on Skull Island in 1973. Not tight.
  3. That's premie madonna you 2%er. Tulane was a playoff team last year and a CCG loss away this year under the 12 team format. Definitely a step up if he can maintain what Fritz built.
  4. That comes with a trophy too.
  5. If I don't know, are you talking about 1985, 1998, or one of the recents?
  6. Parents are the worst.
  7. The highest comedy is born from the lowest tragedy.
  8. https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/08/entertainment/ryan-oneal-death/index.html 82 years of hard living.
  9. A dark evil part of me wanted to see him drop dead from exhaustion with her screaming over his corpse "COME ON DAD!"
  10. After becoming acquainted with shitmouth and his pal sunshit, I imagine the average HH poster is a lot like this guy:
  11. I landed in Stockholm for the first time after spending the prior six months eating nothing but shitty continental food. I made a beeline to the first McDonald's I saw just to get a little American taste. The girl who took my order was one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in real life. Just absolutely stunning to the point I could barely speak. And she gave correct change. What a country.
  12. Bye for now. RIP Douchebag.
  13. When did you personally witness this Texas coaching staff? Or are you a liar just spewing bullshit like a scared child?
  14. I wouldn't necessarily expect you to get the aggy subtext in my comment. But just so we're clear, your preference is to stand in the middle of a circle jerk holding sourdough toast? I prefer butter on my toast, but you do you. Are you sure you're not an aggy. You sure do talk like one. We all watched the SEC CG. Bama would be lucky to stay within a score of Texas. RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE!!!!!
  15. Sets up nicely for the CFP winner to be the dominant landowner. Sorry, the National Champion and the winner of the Pop-Tarts bowl.
  16. And what do you mean by thought?
  17. Next week is mid-December. Just saying.
  18. Do you regularly knowingly step into circle jerks? Are you holding a jar when you do it? Might have a job opportunity for you a few miles east of Austin.
  19. Because you knew them over a decade ago when Sark was coaching drunk? You don't know jack shit. But you think you do. That makes you a fool. So a fool is warning me about something he knows jack shit about. Excuse me while I whip this out.
  20. Penix and Nix will split West Coast votes. Martian will take Midwest. Daniels will take South. Should be an interesting outcome. For me to poop on.
  21. must be those big thighs that go up into their backs.
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